lol :D

pretty sure that's a donut jammed in there

That's packed coke there.

Actually, the coke is on the molded nose cone. Can't you see the white?

mozzarella

No one puts mozzarella on the nose, come on!

Edit: Or maybe they do, I don't know any more these days.

Look man it's obviously, in descending order:

- A generous portion of mozzarella
- A stale donut with minimal icing jammed together with the black elastic strap of some medium-priced swimming goggles
- A large Lego Technics wheel without the tyre on
- An aluminium scrubby sponge
- One of those fancy toilet roll tubes which is white instead of pale brown.
- One of those PH strips you see in make-up adverts.

So, how does it even lifts off without anything to make it get high in the sky? Your description seems accurate, but it just doesn't make sense!

It must be the donut! It has to be the donut!

Look, the donut is probably just the oxidant, but the coke is the fuel. The Lego wheel feeds the mix to the sponge that further enriches it and then it all goes through the toilet roll tube. I just can't see what the function of the PH strip is, but my guess is it's some kind of sensor to keep the mix balanced and avoid the exhaust of too much methane. Though by looks of it, I don't think it works that well...

I think the confusion you guys have comes from the fact that your estimation of the device's intended use is wrong. What you see there is the biggest technical feat of ID software after the 90s, commonly known as "Marty Stratton's lunch box" or simply "Marty-box". It was built and tested by Marty Stratton and Todd Hollenshead, and it was never designed to take off, but for rectal insertion. This is how they hid their guilty pleasures from John Carmack during daily affairs. Industry standard by now really.

Huh, interesting... That makes sense. But one question remains: we already ascertained that it contains a donut; but in the nose, does it have mozzarella or cocaine?

I guess we need to resort to pure arthur conan doyle style deductive logic.

What are we most likely to find inside an id software employee's anus?

Romero's bitch?

Other than shit, a can of Bawls and his own head? I guess that apart from that, it would vary according to personal preference, right?

this thread is priceless :).

COCAINE MY DEAR PROTSON! YOU WERE RIGHT ALL ALONG!

Ha! I knew it! I knew it!

Now we just have to solve the Mystery of The Greasiest Prick.

I contacted the "fuck her right in the pussy " guy, and ran some tests on his left hand to obtain the grease sample of Tim "The Campgrounds" Willits.

The first results from spectroscopy and biochemical analysis show traces of Alprostadil and testosterone injections, high percentage of cortisol, lots of insecure sweat, some crack-whore's lipstick, distilled Quake fanboy hopes mixed with sacrificed goat's smegma, and ashes of a self motivational note which after reconstruction wrote "Today you are Freddy Mercury, Tim".

probably the fat guy on the left thats obviously the alpha tester everyone wants to punch

http://i.imgur.com/EtIIClC.jpg

put him in the stocks at your quakecon

look closely at the dude with the bandana.

closer.

closer.

nerds to the left, cyberpunks to the right, let you feet stomp

<- coders | tea boys | artists ->

They have 100+ top industry talents there and they somehow can't produce DM 2.0.

Who are these people, ... doesn't matter actually anyway... this picture has to much blue color, wtf everything is blue ?? the coincidence is to great here.

Here this is better:

people who work at id

syncerror posted it on https://www.doomworld.com/vb/post/1554248

ow shit lol, well then my picture will make even more sense. ahahaha

and btw ... wtf doomworld and they have "the rock" as a site header banner? that is just plain to cheesy cmon lol.

teh second guy who registered in 1999 loves the rock

https://www.doomworld.com/vb/members/Linguica/

i go for a sexy gals ass on mine

http://www.doom4world.com/user.php?nxt=details&profile=1

you can use blender md3 import/export to convert a lightwave or 3dmax model

http://wiki.blender.org/index.php/Extensions:...Export/MD3

tutorials are on http://www.katsbits.com/tools/

Thanks p0rt.

I have used blender a while ago for the player model but wasn't very succesfull. I didn't wanted to lose too much tim with this but that would be the good way to go, yeah :) Thanks

Has anyone made a cute little video with higher poly quake stuff with modern graphics?

machinima were killed years ago by all the n00bz and console tards

idtech would be the last engine anyone would use, to make a 30 minute movie

katsbits has md5 import/export, you can make your models for Q43A, with lip sync voice taunts etc, and first person custom arms and skins

Yes, but you still only have a 640x480 render frame.

but every player model won`t have the same strogg or marine arms

so these mp player models

http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/quake/ima...0131154841

have standard strogg arms, and they can`t be changed in def files or code, without Q43A

and you can`t have lipsync voice taunts without removing client side heads and adding back normal heads from single player in all the code

everything you need is in the red marine template pk4, you might have to change the head to a mesh with the lipsync joints

can`t have custom footstep sounds, jump sounds, paim sounds, there is no water in quake 4 without Q43A water splash sounds, etc etc etc

you can set 5 voice taunts for each model, they will either be auto, or mapped to a key

Parts of KOS's movies have high poly models. The grenades in Speedcapture Promo, for example. I think KOS toyed with doing an all high poly vid but it's a shit ton of work.

making three rocket models would be done in the weapon/rocket/ script - if you honestly want to do this I'm sure I could write it for you.

As far as custom rocket models, try the open arena one

Lovely, the open arena model is good! :)
No need to have 3 of them, but I apreciate your help earth!

Thank you very much!

My 30 second response is worth any progress it helps you make in your project! I liked your previous works :)