log onto ESReality today

go back to hltv dude =]

ran 3 miles up a hill in the snow through the countryside at 2am while cows were still out, and i was on LSD

Picking the cow pies?

you can hardly see them, just hear the cow bells and mooo, its pure brain fucking and the sky is going by at 10,000 MPH

point of the story, don't bother, anyone sane person could follow your tracks, just run along the gritted lane first

playing overwatch

Uhh, that's hardcore.

Watch Supernatural.

I feel the same now :)

SAMMY!!!
BOBBY!!!
CASTIEL!!!



Assbutt

It's my biggest guilty pleasure because there's so many things about the show that's shit but it's so fun watching dean and sam interact haha.

yup they had best onscreen bro chemistry on a tv series I have seen, the first 4 seasons episodes were pretty fun!

Not getting into dabbing thc concentrates sooner.

post in a dizzle thread

classic =]

Existed.

didint PERFORM in the quake cool quake thing :<

i dont like what i have made for my new video so far except one part which is nice

I said bg even tho it was gg

https://clips.twitch.tv/shane_rapha/AttractiveChinchillaBatChest

didn't manage to complete last half of the RMES-master training tasks this summer, including threesome with 2 girls, getting over 20 fast seductions in a month, 10 kiss-opens during one club-night, and a couple more of cool stuff.
got a hold of direct seductions though (when u propose to have sex in no more than 5-15 minutes after first words or glance with a girl and completing said aim until the end of the day), ordinary fast seductions and basic three-date sex system.
feels a little bit pathetic without last half of the tasks done, especially seeing how it's obviously doable on live examples of my buddies.

they all walk past your room and think your a fucking weirdo cos you be shouting and screaming when playing quake

suggest leaving your door open, while your kicking back in a arm chair with a bong in 1 hand and a bottle of whiskey in the other listening to

years ago i told a girl that i 'like' her. /barf

never EVER tell a love interest that you 'like' them. you're basically giving your balls to them and it's fucking game over.

What happened then ?

she turned me down, after months of leading me on in the name of attention whoring. she's the kind of girl that was so ridiculously good looking that she can basically get away with being a bitch to everyone and guys will still chase her like cucks (and i was one of them lol).

so i just pretended like nothing ever happened and moved on immediately and i could tell from her body language that it really got to her lol.

you got #cuckd

=]

i hope u learnted to CUCKED bitches

i feel bad wen i CUCK a bitch especial wen her bf is in the corner

/feelsbadman

you got over that bitch =]

/feelsgoodmane

fucked a 300 pound chick

Man that's gross

she thicc doe

did it again.

started playing Clicker Heroes

supporting ninox aurora

did you know that esr had plans and discussions with bst to do a ninox tournament? there were professional quality art designs for advertising the tournament, and much discussion about how the tournament would be operated. multiple esr admins pledged to operate the tournament and donate prizes and shipping costs (as much as $1k!), such as t-shirts, and bst pledged to offer mice and mousepads as prizes.

however, bst stopped responding to the project, and months later it was announced that zoot's fps-pulse project was launching, and bst and fps-pulse would be having a promotional tournament!

nearly every active esr admin participated in the thread, except zoot (who was very active in other administrative threads at the time).

#esrtrivia

I think someone mentioned it somewhere in a short version. No details. I only know that he asked for my paypal to give me back the money for my broken "out of the box" aurora. As i had another aurora which died from using the software, i asked if he wants to have the serial of that one too. After that question he stopped responding and he didnt even send the money from the first aurora we talked about. But if i read that some people even ordered 3 samples and never even seen a single one of them, i cant really complain.

Indeed.

ninox aurora

the mouse choice of the cuck =]

that bst fucker still owes me $100. Didnt even send the mice

On a date with a pole-dancer, everything was nice, she found out I still lived with my mum at age 26, never heard from her again

some girl showed me her boobs and i told her i wanted to talk about science fiction some more.

you are a bitch ass cuck

yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

WE ALL GOTS ONE

Preordering SW Battlefront and Division (Both with season pass FFS)
-_-

Trying to force ID to change the netcode by trying to logically explain where and why things go wrong in the current netcode on ESR.

Although I do still approve my message and think that it is one of the main failures in the gameplay of QL (there are many other aspects in which QL failed), the assumption that logical facts would prevail over public opinion was a large miss on my part.
My 'lack of explaining ability' could also be part of why it failed... But in general, after seeing Trump being elected, I would be inclined to think that the public opinion often matters more than factual correctness.

you talk like a fag and your shit's all retarded

still better than whining at others anonymously because you're too scared to even act remotely manly.

maybe i'm not a man, shitlord.

Weird makes some great points though. Find a more meaningful way to spend your time please mr anon.

Hillary eats babies you sic fuk.

and protects convicted rapists and funds weapons to isis and lies literally about every single thing she can.

But Trump was the bad one

You make me want to do some pizza :---)

u wot mate ;D

I C what u did ther

play more.. um.. em.. Solitaire!
0) zero lan ping
1) 1v0 gameplay
2) uncapped fps with 244hz support
3) unlimited possibilities
4) endless fun
5) and it is absolutely free!!!!!!!

statements 0, 2, 3, 4 and 5 are false, at least for anyone who doesn't have amnesia.
If you do have amnesia it might seem as though 3 and 4 are true.

Becoming the 1337 h4x0r that I am

Liliq?

I bought a santa dabbing sweater.

Pic pls

that be an epic win by all accounts =]

Please, don't kill yourself on your motorcycle while wearing this shit o/

registered on esr

Fuckin [+] stealer.

no shame

Making a third post in this thread.

:(

Say to everyone who is posting anonymous comments obvsly I am too cool to register but I was formerly username daniel` if anyone remembers my amazing journals (melensch) ;)

Cxe of promode community

Since everyone is posting stories I got one as well:

Was in China in Beijing in one of the nightclubs with a group of Americans. I spotted multiple Russian women; I can just tell. Apparently they had some kind of bitch shield to keep away any foreigners because they are paid to entertain only the domestic people and dance with only Chinese people. I got one of them into a corner and started speaking Russian with my awful accent - Americanized plus vodka drunk (bad vodka too because a Chinese buddy told me when I came back that bottle service for us that is free was actually cheap liquor poured into belvedere and goose bottles).

Somehow we had a decent convo. It was 2:30 AM and the club was still going. We made out and exchanged info but she told me she only gets off her shift at 3 AM. 4 AM I get a message in WeChat asking if I want to come to her place to see the pandas in the zoo. I was awake and maybe I didn't process the message because it was in Russian and I was like...wtf I'm tired why she wants to look at pandas assuming I could even get it up at that point. Can also talk about the time I try with Chinese hooker but that's a different story

- cxe promode community big league favorite

9808 posts.

Well, I had sex with a hokker once and it was terrible. I arrived pretty nervous and so I said to myself "Calm the fuck down" and knocked at the door of her small apartment. It was a pretty dark room with sparse lighting. It was just the bed and a few sex toys. She kissed me on my cheek, she was rather small and not too pretty. So we sat down and she asked what i was into and I said "Uhm well what do you have to offer for a man like me?" trying to play cool. I was still nervous as fuck and by the time really thought it was a bad idea. What if I forgot my wallet at home or she did not like me, would I get killed by the prostitute mafia you hear about all the time? But I had the money and gave it to her. She went to the bathroom and I thought, what the hell is she doing that for, but just assumed this was part of this sex-thing. She probably tested if my money was legit or something LOL

She came back jumped on the bed in her bra and panties and tapped on the spot next to her and said I should undress. I followed her suggestion and it felt pretty strange. After laying on the bed I realized I could just grab her pussy and not get punished LOL, so I touched her between her legs and it felt pretty good. She touched my wiener. She did not want to be kissed on her mouth so I slobbered all over her shoulder like a tool which she did not enjoy so she started whining and said "Fuck me". I guess she really wanted it LOL By that time I was pretty horny but my penis was only semi-hard. I tried to do her missionary and that worked pretty well but I did not get much of a feeling, so she tried ot ride which was impossible and hurt like hell. Next, she sat on my face which had been a fantasy of mine for years. At the same time she sucked on my cock, which I think is nice but after a while I got bored cause I couldn't see shit and I had a cramp in my leg.

So I won't do that again any time soon.

spilled my fucking drink

get a better hoe

i got some bitches on the streets that would suck and fuck you good for the right price

u feel me?

inspiring post

well my id expired years ago so i couldnt pick up a package so instead of renewing it i went to 3 different cashiers. but hey, it actually worked the 3rd time XXXXXXd

I like overwatch

Read any of your posts.