chill out man, it doesnt matter if its been posted before, people here fucking come across explicit language all the time, and are there really fattables ab00t? :D

not as funny as the joke about the 3 wells. have you heard about it?

well well well. dont steal my gags :p

:( so from now on everytime you tell a joke you have to mention the author too? anyway, an eye for an eye m8:


how many peas are in a pea pod?


2!


how many teas are in a kettle?


2!

ps you owe me a bad joke, i gave you 2

why did the turkey cross the road?

to prove it wasnt a chicken

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. whilst its being poured out he reaches into his pocket and pulls out a miniture piano and a little man. he places them on the bar and the man sits down at the piano and begins to play. the barman see's this and is amazed, he asks
"My God! Where did you get that?"
"Theres a genie down the end of the road giving out free wishes"
So the barman rushes out of his bar and down the road. Theres a big que but eventually he reaches the front. He says to the genie
"I'd like a million bucks please"
So the genie gives a little nod. But the sky starts to darken and the barman looks up to see countless numbers of ducks falling down everywhere and flying towards him. Scared and shocked he turns and runs to his bar and slams the door shut behind him just in time before the ducks follow him in. Running over to the man who came in for a drink he shouts
"That genie's useless! I asked for a million Bucks and he gave me a million ducks!"

The man at the bar raises his eyebrows and looks at the barman and says
"You dont really think i asked for a 10inch pianist do you?"


im tired so ive missed out words and spelt stuff wrong, but i dont care :p

hehe n1 cheers

lolll
gg

yea I know
the parental advisory thingy was just a joke with low funny-o-meter hit :P

there are no fattables, yet :D. the fattable is a reference to smeagol's comedy comics

wtf is that meat to be? a dismembered goat?

it's my dog Luke taking a shit
so cute!

haha nice 1 :D

two cats are on a steeply pitched roof. which one will stay up the longest?

the one with the highest mu!

moo

didnt get it.

geraldo prado is a cool name btw

it's a typical brazilia name
it makes me laugh too :D

prado means meadow, or field, does it not?

yes :) literally it means exactly meadow or field or something like prairie i think