Heard some rumors that the american army got saddam, but i am not sure yet if this is true, my dog Igor told me (no he cant speak, but i am teaching him to write for about 3 years now).

Igor writes that he was hiding in a bottle of water, only wearing a kilt, and Army American recognized reflections of the Bottle by using his ultra-intense Lavalamp. He got it from his Mother Fucker at Birdthay.