ESR - getting a haircut

<< Comment #1 @ 10:22 CDT, 23 August 2004 >>

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I just take a magazine with me. Usually does the trick. If not you'll have to go for plan B:

Barber: *clip* *clip*
Barber: Really shitty weather we're having lately huh?
You: STFU
Barber: *clip* *clip*

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<< Comment #28 @ 08:17 CDT, 24 August 2004 >>

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eMbAh - Reply to #1

LOL

<< Comment #51 @ 05:20 CDT, 28 August 2004 >>

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Nxlimit - Reply to #1

that was fucking hilarious

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wocK_ - Reply to #1

Ss in *clip* *clip*

There goes your ears :P

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Fortress - Reply to #1

:D

<< Comment #2 @ 10:39 CDT, 23 August 2004 >>

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link

read a magazine

<< Comment #5 @ 13:26 CDT, 23 August 2004 >>

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BLUEman - Reply to #2

Many barber's here in Canada find that to be rude. :I

<< Comment #8 @ 15:42 CDT, 23 August 2004 >>

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link - Reply to #5

who cares :). it's just a barber.

<< Comment #9 @ 16:56 CDT, 23 August 2004 >>

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BLUEman - Reply to #8

So why don't I just take a shit right on his chair, don't tip him, and leave? He's just a barber, after all.

<< Comment #11 @ 17:32 CDT, 23 August 2004 >>

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link - Reply to #9

or kill him/her and his/her family!

<< Comment #12 @ 18:00 CDT, 23 August 2004 >>

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BLUEman - Reply to #11

That's the spirit.

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raithza - Reply to #11

dont 4get raep

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link - Reply to #108

eternal bump of doom

<< Comment #36 @ 20:31 CDT, 24 August 2004 >>

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Kensi - Reply to #9

in canada you tip your barbers o_O ?

<< Comment #43 @ 16:33 CDT, 25 August 2004 >>

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BLUEman - Reply to #36

In private places, yes.

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deTwisj - Reply to #43

If you tip them in *private* places, then it's not called barber now is it? :P

<< Comment #69 @ 03:46 CDT, 6 September 2004 >>

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xoji - Reply to #36

Never really understood the tipping system in america/canada. Usually i would tip someone for doing a good job. But in america/canada they work out thier yearly salary from normal pay + tip money, like they expect a tip or else. Stop rubbing those fingers you bum !

<< Comment #89 @ 17:22 CST, 6 March 2006 >>

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Logi. - Reply to #36

i tip my barber if he does a good job, and i always wonder how they get paid, do they rent the chair like Barbershop 2 etc or do they get paid per hour... the mind ponders :)

<< Comment #99 @ 03:55 CDT, 25 April 2008 >>

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[mash] - Reply to #36

you tip barbers in germany, too.

<< Comment #106 @ 06:12 CDT, 25 April 2008 >>

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sonigo - Reply to #99

In Switzerland you don't tip a shit! :D

<< Comment #10 @ 17:12 CDT, 23 August 2004 >>

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gnarf - Reply to #8

Yeah, way to go.

<< Comment #3 @ 10:52 CDT, 23 August 2004 >>

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tonedef

Thats a REAL problem ^^

<< Comment #4 @ 13:12 CDT, 23 August 2004 >>

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[CyRus]

you unsoicalable CUNT

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<< Comment #16 @ 21:54 CDT, 23 August 2004 >>

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aggnog - Reply to #4

ahahahahah.

<< Comment #61 @ 09:14 CDT, 31 August 2004 >>

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xone - Reply to #16

u egd

<< Comment #19 @ 02:03 CDT, 24 August 2004 >>

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DarkDoGG - Reply to #4

do you talk to people you don`t like?

<< Comment #27 @ 08:13 CDT, 24 August 2004 >>

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Bnew - Reply to #19

what reason do you have to dislike someone you don't know?

<< Comment #31 @ 11:24 CDT, 24 August 2004 >>

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[CyRus] - Reply to #19

keep you're friends close, but you're enemy's closer.

<< Comment #53 @ 07:16 CDT, 28 August 2004 >>

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noober - Reply to #31

And your grammar teacher the closest.

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<< Comment #54 @ 07:51 CDT, 28 August 2004 >>

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Anonymous (d212-151-12-145.swipnet.se) - Reply to #53

yes indeed :)

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CLains - Reply to #53

:PPPP

<< Comment #85 @ 06:52 CST, 6 March 2006 >>

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mammon - Reply to #31

If you keep torturing Machiavelli like that, you just might get whacked by a chair.

<< Comment #86 @ 06:53 CST, 6 March 2006 >>

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[CyRus] - Reply to #85

what

<< Comment #88 @ 14:52 CST, 6 March 2006 >>

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mammon - Reply to #86

1) Your gramatically incorrect quote was by Nicollo Machiavelli
2) 2Pac was inspired by him which was reflected by his nickname Makaveli
3) Makaveli was the gamer famous for throwing chair aroud at one lan long time ago
4) You are not smart enough for my clever jokes =(

<< Comment #134 @ 04:23 CDT, 25 June 2012 >>

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nex1 : - Reply to #88

Niccolò Machiavelli*

<< Comment #139 @ 16:37 CDT, 17 July 2012 >>

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mammon - Reply to #134

dude its from 2006. i was a miserable frustrated prick back then. this caused me to ruin my life, hit the bottom, repent, start over again, find my calling, ignore it, fail some more, rethink my priorities, man the fuck up, actually become a better person for a while, but it lead nowhere so i got discouraged and here i am, not as miserable and frustrated as i used to but my life is still pointless and i am still a sociopath. hey at least i got money now.

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nex1 : - Reply to #139

ok, man; just don't take Machiavelli as source of inspiration, i recommend!

<< Comment #6 @ 13:52 CDT, 23 August 2004 >>

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skint

cyrus is right.... ur like the stereotypical gamer!

i dont understand why it takes 45 mins to cut your hair, and its not like you see this person alot so why not just chat?

<< Comment #7 @ 14:12 CDT, 23 August 2004 >>

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gnarf - Reply to #6

But if you're one and only topic in life is GAMING GAMING GAMING... what can you talk about with ordinary people?

<< Comment #13 @ 18:38 CDT, 23 August 2004 >>

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skint - Reply to #7

if someone was like that why would you need to leave the house, and espeically to get a haircut

<< Comment #23 @ 04:15 CDT, 24 August 2004 >>

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gnarf - Reply to #13

To look good on LAN?

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<< Comment #25 @ 06:18 CDT, 24 August 2004 >>

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DarkDoGG - Reply to #23

all good points, but im not a stereotypical gamer, i do chat with people i like, but the meaning of this post is that i got problems with 45 minute small talk with people i dont know, an extremely boring situation.

<< Comment #52 @ 05:22 CDT, 28 August 2004 >>

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Nxlimit - Reply to #25

i'm in the same position, although it's about 20 minutes

edit: counting the girl washing my hair

Edited by NxLiMiT at 10:22 GMT, 28th Aug 2004

<< Comment #18 @ 02:00 CDT, 24 August 2004 >>

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DarkDoGG - Reply to #6

uh...i DO chat... and i dont like it..

<< Comment #14 @ 19:38 CDT, 23 August 2004 >>

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fag with no name

A couple of months ago when I visit my regular hairdresser there was some new "chick" working there, she started flirting and hitting on me for the whole time. The haircut was turned out to be good though I never went there again. Why? This chick was in her mid 30's. Too traumatic tbh.

<< Comment #26 @ 06:25 CDT, 24 August 2004 >>

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DarkDoGG - Reply to #14

fun when that happens:P

<< Comment #50 @ 08:31 CDT, 26 August 2004 >>

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tracid - Reply to #14

Whats wrong with a milf... ? :D

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<< Comment #15 @ 20:30 CDT, 23 August 2004 >>

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TAFKAagardenchair

When I got rid of my mullet to get a short hair cut, the guy who is running the "hair studio" came by my chair and said
"You know, you have made one mistake."
"What is that?"
"You should have robbed a bank, everybody would have said 'It was the guy with the long hair!'" [chuckle, chuckle]
"Oh haha. Yeah. Good one."
"[chuckle, grin, chuckle, grin]"

My hair grows fast, and I have a lot of hair, and they always make fun of my hair at the hair dresser. Rascals.

<< Comment #56 @ 21:39 CDT, 28 August 2004 >>

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wee man - Reply to #15

Too bad you're not american, if you were, you could sue them.

<< Comment #17 @ 23:24 CDT, 23 August 2004 >>

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Aaron

do it urself, not hard if you dont have any style

cut short with clippers, outside or leaning over a bin or something :P

<< Comment #39 @ 01:51 CDT, 25 August 2004 >>

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tom - Reply to #17

and check the amazing result

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<< Comment #42 @ 15:17 CDT, 25 August 2004 >>

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Aaron - Reply to #39

:D :D

<< Comment #20 @ 02:59 CDT, 24 August 2004 >>

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Starck

here in holland you want to be nice to barbers, because if you dont't they fuck up your hair...

<< Comment #33 @ 13:30 CDT, 24 August 2004 >>

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xmoggster - Reply to #20

that's the ganja man!

<< Comment #58 @ 22:10 CDT, 28 August 2004 >>

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deathscreamer - Reply to #33

to many people think that all dutch people are potheads..to bad they arent tho.

<< Comment #63 @ 17:08 CDT, 3 September 2004 >>

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mick^ - Reply to #58

what?! gah, my impression of all dutch people destroyed!

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SIHdW3W - Reply to #58

how strange that if you remove weed prohibition, less people will be likely to smoke it.. not.

<< Comment #21 @ 03:23 CDT, 24 August 2004 >>

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Anonymous (c-67-174-247-248.client.comcast.net)

Just shave it all off, men don't need hair anyway. Most are ugly and don't know how to comb it so just say fuckit and off with it. You save a ton of money --

Haircut $15 x 2 a month = $30, Shampoo like $5 a month or something cuz u don't need a lot, same for conditioner, maybe $1 for a comb each year, $4 a month for some gel or moose or whatever, $30 for coloring if that's your thing, etc etc etc.

That's like $3 million if I'm counting right. No hair = millionaire. It's just that easy!

<< Comment #22 @ 03:41 CDT, 24 August 2004 >>

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Drakeer - Reply to #21

haircut two times a month? I cut my hair twice in a year..

<< Comment #34 @ 18:08 CDT, 24 August 2004 >>

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daryl - Reply to #21

men's hair isn't supposed to look 'pretty,' pussy boy. real men look rugged and rough, that's kind of the way nature intended it.

and btw, two times a month, two times a year? what? my hair grows so fast that it needs to be cut once every week or two.

<< Comment #44 @ 16:40 CDT, 25 August 2004 >>

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kermit - Reply to #34

shut up you redneck

<< Comment #46 @ 18:34 CDT, 25 August 2004 >>

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daryl - Reply to #44

yes massa

<< Comment #64 @ 07:46 CDT, 4 September 2004 >>

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link - Reply to #34

that's just childish, why shoudlnt men cut their hairs so they look good?
i mean, why shouldnt men look good? that 'rough-army-rambo'-ish thing is so -80.

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daryl - Reply to #64

yea, but I'm not gay.

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link - Reply to #65

there is a large difference between beeing gay and having a nice haircut, duder.

<< Comment #55 @ 13:05 CDT, 28 August 2004 >>

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hemostick - Reply to #21

Wow, moose in my hair, no way, they wouldn't fit

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nex1 : - Reply to #21

i cut them 6 times in a year, one every two months; they are like 2-3-4 cm long; it's not a question of being cute; it's a question of being presentable, of respect to the others.

<< Comment #24 @ 06:08 CDT, 24 August 2004 >>

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kermit

i understand your pain, even after 15 minutes, which is way enough time to get a haircut btw, i sometimes feel the urge to shoot myself, even though i'm almost friend with my hairdresser.

<< Comment #29 @ 08:23 CDT, 24 August 2004 >>

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eMbAh

know what u mean, ur quite normal, btw..... howcome sweden make fun of norway, and denmark make fun of sweden? norway has to make fun of denmark else denmark>all :D

<< Comment #30 @ 08:37 CDT, 24 August 2004 >>

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Drakeer - Reply to #29

Norway make fun of both. Norway > *

<< Comment #40 @ 02:00 CDT, 25 August 2004 >>

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DarkDoGG - Reply to #29

i have no clue=P

<< Comment #41 @ 07:27 CDT, 25 August 2004 >>

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kjafefjaes - Reply to #29

it's all in good fun ;P

norwegians mock swedes tho i like em better than danes. cant fucking understand a thing they say when they speak way fast

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CLains - Reply to #41

ye :\

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CLains - Reply to #29

in norway when we have jokes with three people; a norwegian, a dane, and a swede -- the swede is always the most idiot and the norwegian the clever one :)

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zeicon - Reply to #79

so what is the dane?

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CLains - Reply to #82

Well, always somewhere between the really stupid swede and the really clever norwegian, depends on the joke :)

Edited by CPLains at 07:08 GMT, 6th Mar 2006

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zeicon - Reply to #83

haha i see

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mammon - Reply to #29

Do all three of your guy's countries make fun of Finland?

<< Comment #32 @ 11:31 CDT, 24 August 2004 >>

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TAFKAagardenchair

I'm using gel now.

<< Comment #35 @ 18:08 CDT, 24 August 2004 >>

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daryl

that's not very manly of you. a real man would just ignore the bitch.

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Nazg0l

sweden famous at football? only compared to denmark and norway i guess. bunch of division 1 losers.

<< Comment #38 @ 21:08 CDT, 24 August 2004 >>

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z3on

gimmie a 0 and a sissorcut, takes 10 mins :>

<< Comment #45 @ 17:56 CDT, 25 August 2004 >>

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mtzgr

cut your own hair. people paying to get their haircut is absurd.

<< Comment #47 @ 05:27 CDT, 26 August 2004 >>

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funkeh

go to some place where there are pretty ladies cutting it, so u can feel her boobs on ur head.
"how do u like it?"
"hot"
"i beg u pardon?"
"i meant short"

otherwise i just smoke a fat one before going and usually fall asleep. Just try not to drewl on her arm if shes hot. And if she aint hot just ask for someone else :d

but dont u love it when they shampoo ur head? its like the best massage i man could get, so fkin relaxing..

Edited by funkeh at 10:29 GMT, 26th Aug 2004

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<< Comment #48 @ 05:49 CDT, 26 August 2004 >>

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DarkDoGG - Reply to #47

*laughs* you are a sick man;) but seriously you are right=D

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funkeh - Reply to #48

why am i sick? because i lick hot girls boobs rubbing against my neck? If you keep all what i said to yourself your just the regular straight guy with some chemistry going down his pants!
Now if you dont keep it to yourself while at the barber shop then your a pervert!

Edited by funkeh at 14:53 GMT, 5th Mar 2006

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wee man - Reply to #47

Oh my god, you are so right. I was just going to comment that exact fact (about boobs rubbing against the back of your head) when I read your post. The place I usually get my haircut has got only female haircutters (phew), and most of them are quite hot as well. Sweet, sweet pillow of boobs. :)

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<< Comment #49 @ 08:11 CDT, 26 August 2004 >>

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swy

where im going the hottest chick of the town im living in is cutting it, so i don't mind spending 45 minutes there <3

and i totally agree with funkeh

<< Comment #71 @ 10:35 CDT, 8 August 2005 >>

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funkeh - Reply to #49

++++ me then, i usually only get ---- :(
could someone invent some [sarcasm] tags [/sarcasm], cuz those posts are killing my popularity!

<< Comment #59 @ 01:58 CDT, 30 August 2004 >>

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DarkDoGG

post 300=D

<< Comment #60 @ 08:29 CDT, 31 August 2004 >>

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Anonymous (194.201.36.33)

or ...go to somewhere where they have nice women who cut your hair and enjoy 45 mins of her breasts brushing against your body when she moves around you .... *boing*

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<< Comment #62 @ 02:13 CDT, 3 September 2004 >>

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DarkDoGG - Reply to #60

*laughs* owned;) + for u

<< Comment #67 @ 18:57 CDT, 5 September 2004 >>

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Six16

i know what u mean, going to the barbers sucks, i just preffer spending the 20mins of cutting to be awkard silence :)

anyway, to solve the problem ur having, just answer her question with short comments, after 5minutes she'd of used all her small talk bollox up, and u can sit there in silence and look at how shes cutting ur hair wrong.. :x

<< Comment #68 @ 19:57 CDT, 5 September 2004 >>

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Powerer

OMFG ROFL TOPIC :DDDD

<< Comment #70 @ 03:56 CDT, 6 September 2004 >>

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xoji

What you could do is buy a hearing aid piece, and pretend that your partially death.

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<< Comment #72 @ 12:53 CDT, 8 August 2005 >>

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z3on - Reply to #70

deaf?

<< Comment #73 @ 15:30 CDT, 9 August 2005 >>

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xoji - Reply to #72

Are you for real, thats like nearly a year ago, can't believe you commented on a typo.

LOL

<< Comment #74 @ 18:32 CDT, 9 August 2005 >>

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z3on - Reply to #73

:)

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funkeh - Reply to #73

ROFL and two years later AGAIN, here we go.

I also remember this thread, like decay. Scares the shit out of me :)

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Raist - Reply to #98

So you are the culprit..

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funkeh - Reply to #101

I'm sorry, but my limited brain activity on this thirsty friday morning does not allow me to understand the meaning of your reply i'm afraid.

Culprit = the guilty?

Edited by funkeh at 04:52 CDT, 25 April 2008

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Raist - Reply to #102

Culprit of ressurecting the dead thread :D

or was that decay?

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Six16 - Reply to #114

wasnt me! :<

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xoji - Reply to #98

cunt.

<< Comment #104 @ 05:35 CDT, 25 April 2008 >>

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funkeh - Reply to #103

wtf's your problem?

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xoji - Reply to #104

I meant it in a friendly, jokey kind of way. Not as an insult you giant baboon's bum.

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funkeh - Reply to #105

i don't care about the insult, i just didn't get why you suddenly decided to call me a cunt.

I was just laughing cuz the guy pointed out his comment came 1 year after the original and mine also came 2 years later. Well make that almost 3.

So maybe you misunderstood me or something? Or are you just the bored geek type that insults people over 4 year old threads?

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[mash] - Reply to #107

cunt

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tourist - Reply to #107

cunt

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Ignignokt - Reply to #107

cunt

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ini - Reply to #112

cunt

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Ignignokt - Reply to #116

cunt

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[mash] - Reply to #112

cunt

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Ignignokt - Reply to #120

german

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[mash] - Reply to #124

cUnt

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Ignignokt - Reply to #125

still german

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[mash] - Reply to #126

cunt!

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rahzei - Reply to #107

cunt

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ini - Reply to #113

cunt

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rahzei - Reply to #117

cunt

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ini - Reply to #119

Cunt

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pinball- - Reply to #107

cunt

<< Comment #76 @ 09:21 CST, 5 March 2006 >>

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TAFKAagardenchair

Maybe if you didn't speak English, it would speed up the process....

<< Comment #77 @ 20:58 CST, 5 March 2006 >>

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shokd

I used to not mind a 45 min cut.
a) 15 min of a babe washing my my hair rubbing her boobs in my face.
b) 15 min of the actual cut.
c) 15 min of BSing
BTW
1. Of course, this was when I had enough hair to wash/cut.
2. I Barter my cuts against PC repair/websites.
3. Damn shame "a" didn't take longer :)

<< Comment #81 @ 23:09 CST, 5 March 2006 >>

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CLains

My head is having a war to chose what is more bothersome;

-getting my hair cut or
-drying my long hair after a shower

Edited by CPLains at 05:10 GMT, 6th Mar 2006

<< Comment #90 @ 03:34 CST, 7 March 2006 >>

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DDDD

relax mate :). if you dont feel comfortable, take one magazine if they have. usally they have alot of those. read it, discuss an article with her. i dont really like to go to the haircutter either, but thats just because its too expensive for me. takes about 20 minutes normally, and im fine with the smalltalk. usally its just the haircutter asking questions and me answering. they must be used to have shy people. hope you're looking good in you're next haircut. and good luck with the smalltalk!

thanks

<< Comment #94 @ 21:47 CST, 7 March 2006 >>

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h3i - Reply to #90

np

<< Comment #91 @ 07:17 CST, 7 March 2006 >>

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smurkey

Go in there with what you want done to your hair written on a piece of paper and write that you're doing a sponsored silence.

Edited by smurkey at 13:18 GMT, 7th Mar 2006

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<< Comment #96 @ 23:45 CST, 7 March 2006 >>

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sk!a - Reply to #91

lol

<< Comment #97 @ 14:18 CST, 8 March 2006 >>

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Six16

i actually remember this thread, how sad :(

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Six16 - Reply to #97

i didnt this time round :<

<< Comment #131 @ 20:58 CDT, 24 June 2012 >>

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annihiluzz - Reply to #128

u were 20 years old back then :(

<< Comment #137 @ 05:27 CDT, 25 June 2012 >>

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sickbusiness - Reply to #97

lol, I still also remember this thread, it must have been one of the first threads I read on esr; and I couldn't agree more on the subject, so I thought: wow what a great site, the ppl here are totally cool; it was at this time when I made esr my homesite.

<< Comment #100 @ 04:10 CDT, 25 April 2008 >>

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[mash]

female term for barber?

mine is a mid 30 quite nice looking chick who watches lost(nerd), so nP~.

Edited by [mash] at 04:10 CDT, 25 April 2008

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nemecel - Reply to #100

pics

1%

<< Comment #118 @ 03:13 CDT, 26 April 2008 >>

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jone

takes an hour and 15 min for my barber to cut my hair. xD!

<< Comment #130 @ 20:13 CDT, 24 June 2012 >>

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Jamerio :

I like it when you get a fatty and her tits push against your face while she's cutting and then she blows on your neck at the end.

I don't care what the bitch looks like, that shit is fine and worth an itchy back...

Edited by Jamerio at 20:15 CDT, 24 June 2012

<< Comment #132 @ 21:38 CDT, 24 June 2012 >>

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Ryan2015

I read in here ppl tip the barber

WTF bitch cuts hair why the fuck would i tip...

<< Comment #133 @ 04:14 CDT, 25 June 2012 >>

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Jamerio : - Reply to #132

Titties in the face?
Blowing air on your neck?

You usually have to buy someone dinner or tie yourself down to some boring girl for an eternity to get that shit.

<< Comment #138 @ 08:42 CDT, 25 June 2012 >>

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brz - Reply to #133

settle down casanova

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S33N

I remember years ago i was getting my hair washed in a salon by this really nice blond and it was feeling great but all of a sudden she starts to rub a bit slower around my ears and near my neck; next thing i know im fucking getting erect and can't do anything about it.

The pure terror that was going through my mind at that moment was insane, internally i was going through the battle of the ages- i felxed my thighs as hard as i could, pictured some very disturbing things even prayed a little and by the gods i started to go soft. After that i decided to learn how to cut my own hair.

Edited by S33N at 21:19 CDT, 17 July 2012

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Xen_Crypt - Reply to #140

maybe she liked you

<< Comment #142 @ 06:54 CDT, 18 July 2012 >>

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sharpe - Reply to #141

Guess we'll never know now... Too bad

<< Comment #144 @ 08:52 CDT, 18 July 2012 >>

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Xen_Crypt - Reply to #142

he can go back, maybe she is still there!

THERE IS HOPE FOR LOVE

<< Comment #145 @ 09:20 CDT, 18 July 2012 >>

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Something - Reply to #144

For this troll?

Fuck no.

<< Comment #146 @ 18:46 CDT, 18 July 2012 >>

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FTY

I gave up on those, bought a trimmer and I'm done in 5 minutes including shower. Next to demanding too much for clipping hair, I don't think they ever got it cut right.

Now i'm just going from messy to bald in regular 3 month intervals, who cares really.

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