I was browsing through some old files I had on my hdd and found this hilarious incident with an egg.

[01:01] <+Sprite> how do i do a boiled eye
[01:02] <+Sprite> egg even lol
[01:02] <+BugsyMalone> microwave its ass
[01:02] lol
[01:02] boiled eye
[01:02] * D2M gets water :/ :/ :/
[01:02] <+Sprite> give me instructions m8
[01:02] <+BugsyMalone> is easier
[01:02] <+Pi3> and stand on one leg and tell everyone your in the commonwealth diving team
[01:02] <@Ched> put it in boiling water...
[01:02] <+Sprite> im a spack cook
[01:02] <+Sprite> how long for ched ?
[01:02] <@Ched> don't do what my ex gf did though
[01:02] <@LoneGun> 3 minutes
[01:02] <+Sprite> so
[01:02] <@LoneGun> or put in microwave for 1 minute
[01:02] <+Sprite> boiled egg and bread
[01:02] <@Ched> forget she put it in, go to bog and come back to an exploded egg and melted pan
[01:02] <+Sprite> no butter on the bread ?
[01:02] <@Ched> in my f**king kitchen too
[01:02] boil kettle, put water in saucepan and boil on stove
[01:02] till the head pops out sprite
[01:02] -> Ops #digwar: dont tell sprite eggs explode in the microwave
[01:02] 3 minutes for runny yolk, 5 minutes for hard boiled
[01:02] -> Ops #digwar: will be class
[01:02] <+Pi3> hangover cure = more beer
[01:02] im the left eye, your the right, would it not be madness to fight
[01:02] <+Sprite> k
[01:02] <+BugsyMalone> no butter
[01:03] <+Sprite> kk
[01:03] <@Ched> sprite
[01:03] <@Ched> easy way to do it mate
[01:03] <@LoneGun> sprite just do in microwave for like 2 mins
[01:03] <+Sprite> right how ?
[01:03] wtf i got it all wrong, u drop in egg in a deep fat fryer
[01:03] <+BugsyMalone> aye
[01:03] <@Ched> what lg said
[01:03] <+Pi3> my god
[01:03] <@Ched> fully power
[01:03] <@Ched> erm
[01:03] <+BugsyMalone> put a drop of milk in it
[01:03] <+Sprite> on it's own lonegun ?
[01:03] <+Pi3> look at liv tyler
[01:03] <@Ched> full power
[01:03] <@LoneGun> aye sprite
[01:03] <+Pi3> damn i need a f**k
[01:03] <@Ched> 2 mins
[01:03] <@Ched> for 650 watt microwave
[01:03] <+Pi3> look at her
[01:03] <+Sprite> so a egg, in a bowl, on it's own for 2 mins in a microwave ?
[01:03] <+BugsyMalone> Pi3,i'm right here
[01:03] cook it in beer
[01:03] anyone tried that? might be funny to see what happens deep fat fryin an egg
[01:03] f**k water
[01:03] <@Ched> yes sprite
[01:03] <+Sprite> I got a 850watt microwave
[01:03] <@LoneGun> yeah
[01:03] <@Ched> ok
[01:03] <@Ched> 1 1/2minutes then
[01:03] <+Sprite> ok guys
[01:03] <+Sprite> n1 im off to cook
[01:03] -> Ops #digwar: will be funny as f**k when he comes back with exploded egg :E
[01:04] <+BugsyMalone> a drop of milk mind
[01:04] <+Sprite> fingers crossed that my kitchen doesn't burst into flames
[01:04] -Ched:@#Digwar- nah he's not that stupid
[01:04] -TuNa`indie{t}:@#Digwar- lol ched
[01:04] -Ched:@#Digwar- then again... it is sprite
[01:04] -> Ops #digwar: well he is off to do it ched, so seems that he is
[01:04] <@LoneGun> cya in a couple of minutes sprite
[01:04] <+Pi3> lol
[01:04] <@Ched> sprite, it's a f**king microwave, and a f**king egg, it's hardly gonna burst into flames. I think even you could manage to cook an egg in a microwave
[01:05] <@TuNa`indie{t}> hey ched
[01:07] <+Sprite> k guys
[01:07] <+Sprite> u guys are cocks
[01:07] <+BugsyMalone> lol
[01:07] <@TuNa`indie{t}> rofl
[01:07] <+Sprite> the egg just blow up
[01:07] <@Ched> ROFL
[01:07] <+Pi3> lmao
[01:07] <+Pi3> ha ha ah ha
[01:07] <+BugsyMalone> egg,ur not meant to put it on for 5 hours
[01:07] <+Sprite> f**k it scared the hell out of me
[01:07] <+Sprite> don't take advantage of me :(
[01:07] <+Pi3> ha ha ha
[01:07] <+BugsyMalone> did u crack it?
[01:07] <+Sprite> it was in there for 30 seconds
[01:07] <+Sprite> and it went "BOOOM"
[01:07] <+Steff> rofl
[01:07] <+BugsyMalone> did u crack it?
[01:07] <@Ched> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
[01:07] <+Sprite> no
[01:07] ROFL
[01:07] <+Pi3> lmao
[01:07] <+BugsyMalone> LOL
[01:07] <+BugsyMalone> ur f**king kidding
[01:07] ROFL @ THE EGG
[01:07] <+Sprite> no lol
[01:07] <+Pi3> i'm pissin meself
[01:08] <@Ched> can someone please put a log of this on the forum?
[01:08] <+BugsyMalone> JESUS FUYCK
[01:08] <+Pi3> sprite
[01:08] <+Sprite> omg
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[01:08] <+Pi3> you f**kin rule
[01:08] * D2M has wet self brb
[01:08] <@Ched> omfg that's made my day
[01:08] <+Sprite> i gotta clean this shit up now
[01:08] <+BugsyMalone> crack the egg,get everything out,put a little milk in,and put it in for 2 mins
[01:08] lol
[01:08] <+BugsyMalone> LOL
[01:08] <+Sprite> bugsy
[01:08] <@LoneGun> lil
[01:08] <@LoneGun> lol
[01:08] <+Sprite> poke all the way through ?
[01:08] lmao Sprite
[01:08] -Ched:@#Digwar- omfg LOL!
[01:08] <+BugsyMalone> poke what?
[01:08] <+BugsyMalone> ma maw?
[01:08] -> Ops #digwar: how thick
[01:08] <+Sprite> do i just break the shell
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[01:09] <+Sprite> bugsy
[01:09] <+Pi3> my god
[01:09] <+Sprite> this better now explod again :(
[01:09] <+BugsyMalone> crack the shell,so everything falls out
[01:09] <+Pi3> these people will be running the country in 10 years
[01:09] <+BugsyMalone> put shell in bin
[01:09] -Ched:@#Digwar- should have told him to made sure it was a metal dish :E
[01:09] <+Sprite> not
[01:09] <+Pi3> and hes blowing eggs u in a microwave
[01:09] -> Ops #digwar: lol
[01:09] <+BugsyMalone> lol
[01:09] <+Pi3> im glad ill be dead soon
[01:09] <+Sprite> f**king hel
[01:09] <+Sprite> egg
[01:09] <+Sprite> stinks
[01:09] <+Sprite> gtg
[01:09] <@Ched> ROFL
[01:09] <+Pi3> ha ha ha ha
[01:09] <+Sprite> bugsy this better work u c*nt
[01:09] <@LoneGun> lol
[01:09] <@Ched> OMFG
[01:09] <+BugsyMalone> it will
[01:09] <@Ched> HAHAHAHAHHA
[01:09] <+BugsyMalone> i do it all the time
[01:09] <+Pi3> good night tonight
[01:09] <@LoneGun> owned by l337 egg cooking :E
[01:09] <+BugsyMalone> alittle milk
[01:09] <+Sprite> kk
[01:09] <+BugsyMalone> a spoon full
[01:09] lol
[01:10] <+Pi3> wrap it in silver foil sprite
[01:10] <+Pi3> he he
[01:10] <+BugsyMalone> lol
[01:10] <@Ched> sprite = ainsley
[01:10] Egg 1 - Spriteh 0
[01:10] <+BugsyMalone> that'll make a nice wee mess pi3
[01:10] <+Pi3> yeah
[01:10] <+Pi3> you should put loads of tin foil in the microwave with it
[01:10] <+BugsyMalone> rap ur cat in silver foil mate
[01:10] lol
[01:10] <@Ched> lol
[01:10] <@Ched> nah
[01:10] <+BugsyMalone> come out nice and crisp
[01:10] <@Ched> just make sure egg is in a metal dish
[01:10] <+Pi3> yeah
[01:10] <+Pi3> a baking tray
[01:10] lol
[01:10] <@Ched> hhehehe
[01:10] ROFL
[01:10] <+BugsyMalone> i cant believe he never cracked the egg,ffs
[01:10] <@Ched> that's made my f**king night rofl
[01:10] <+Pi3> innit
[01:11] <+BugsyMalone> superb
[01:11] <@LoneGun> i can't believe he actually believed me and ched
[01:11] lol
[01:11] <+Pi3> he he he
[01:11] u think he's crying now?
[01:11] <+BugsyMalone> ji can just imagine him putting a full egg in a bowland pouring some milk in...BANG !
[01:11] <+BugsyMalone> LMAZ
[01:11] <+BugsyMalone> i'm f**king dieing here
[01:11] lol
[01:11] last time i heard this i was 10 years ago and i was pilled up :)
[01:12] surely he won't do that
[01:12] <@Ched> rofl
[01:12] <@Ched> lg
[01:12] <+BugsyMalone> he did d2m
[01:12] <@Ched> we are evil c*nts :E
[01:12] lol
[01:12] <+BugsyMalone> Ched,how do u think the cat feels?
[01:12] <+Steff> ROFL
[01:12] <+Steff> omg
[01:12] <@Ched> i can't believe not one person didn't tell him that it was a stupid idea
[01:12] <+Steff> i cant belive he did it
[01:12] dead?
[01:12] <+Steff> rorlf
[01:12] <+Steff> roff
[01:12] <@LoneGun> ched that was funny as f**k though
[01:12] <@Ched> hahah