America, the land of yanks. Don't be surprised if I take my army of Chinese schoolgirls to Seattle, where we will take out the Japanese schoolgirls. It's time to end this feud. Maggie will just have to switch sides. Natalie can be my second-in-command, which has nothing to do with her ethn

Let's look at the differences between a weed-smoker and a non-weed-smoker. The weed-smoker wakes up, showers, eats breakfast, goes to work, does their job as well as anyone, goes home, smokes a joint, watches television, eats dinner, goes to sleep. The non-weed-smoker wakes up, showers, e

I recently discovered the article about designing a new Q3 - http://www.esreality.com/?a=post&id=1681527 , which brought up some ideas that I've had in mind for quite a while now. I can nothing more than agree with the statement about xerp, since it seems to provoke an endless amount o

America is very much divided into two groups: real Americans and assholes. The real Americans are the people who came here to escape oppression, tyranny and persecution. They came here when the place was discovered. They formed the first colonies. When the United States was formed, hundreds of years

Yes, you read correctly. I am going to talk about Qztourney9. A map which 90% of the players maybe checked once but nobody cares about. Why am i doing this? I think it's fine to play "classic" maps like dm6,dm13 or t4, but new, rather unknown maps offer exciting games and can b

CQ3 seems to be somewhat losing its way and QuakeLive only has limited room to change due to asset limitations so I thought it'd be an interesting discussion. What might a new VQ3 gameplay look like? A flamewar is almost inevitable but to make some attempt to head it off- I mean a strafe jum

How many things are oppressing us, in our daily lives? How many of those things could be removed? America is supposed to be a country of freedom, not of safety. It is supposed to be the Home of the Brave, not the home of the chickenshits. You claim to be 'saving lives', but you're rea

Treat women well. Let them think their tits are oh so sexy. Tits are obtrusive lumps of fat, really. But make women believe, their tits are magic. If you find a girl you like, and you want to like go on a date with her, it's a simple three-step process: #1. Ask her how old she is. #2. A

In the world of sports, success is a simple equation. If you score more points than your opponent, you succeeded. Outside of sports, things are not so simple. A film-maker may measure success by ticket-sales. An author may measure by critical acclaim. A pop-star could measure their version of succes

Who came up with the idea addiction is bad? Do people function under the assumption addiction is bad, or has someone provided reason? Doctors, in their infinite nonsense, want to now convince everyone addiction is not evil, it's a disease to be cured. Let's put this notion to the test. Is

Is Democracy nothing more than group-opinion defeating deviance? Why do we live by such a foolish system, when we could instead learn to ascertain? If you smoke cigarettes, yes, you may get cancer. Chances are, if you get cancer, you'll be so fucking old you'll almost be dead anyway, so wh

Those guys influenced our lives. They became our rolemodels. They dedicated part of their lives to this game – playing it from hundreds to thousands of hours. For some people they meant more than Tiger Woods or Wayne Gretzky. But who are they? Which impression do they make as a people and as players

If we ditch the big-city format, we can be safe from WMD's. A small-town format would work fine. There are not enough people in small-towns to warrant the use of a WMD. The small-town format is already a working, economical structure. Although, in the small-town format, there could be targets f

You want to get married, who cares? The question should not be, gay-marriage or no, the question should be, why is marriage state-sanctioned? What possible reason is there for government to involve itself with marriages and divorces? Property and legal rights can be dealt with aside from marriage. I

It appears to me that ESReality is somewhat lacking in the mojo department at present. So, rather than discuss the pro's and con's of something, the first thing I would like to do is talk about the most important part of gaming. That all-important killing blow. I do this because I hope tha