youre all harsh
but i dont know the answer to any of your questions sorry

have fun!

anne says:

i wish d3c4y would die

fak0r

just like your profile, you know

hei

[enter stage left]

[applause]

[the odd boo]

This i am used too

[22:52] <skint> take your own advice, h3i bye

You don't need a visa. They'll just ask you to sign a little green or pink card an hour before you land.

How much is your flight and hotel?

Would love to go but would probably blow my whole bankroll in an hour. I'm a tilt monkey.

Yea, you just need to fill out normal shit, write your name about 200 times in caps and out of caps, sign the same piece of paper 15 times then declare you are neither James Bond nor Osama Bin Laden and that you don't have any mad cows in your hand luggage.

One thing is that it asks for the address you'll be staying at while you are in the States, so might be good to have that on hand so you can fill out the form easily.

Pro tip: get off the plane asap (being at the front helps) and rush to the immigration place to avoid a 45 minute queue, the B terminal at Las Vegas airport has a tiny immigration section which gets filled in seconds leaving you standing behind the guy you wish you weren't sat next to on the flight, trying to find an interesting thing on the ceiling to stare at so as to avoid talking to him.

paying about 450$

not too sure of hotel yet as its not booked, but its really cheap in march so quite a good time to go i think :)

Do Inuit's Emigrant?

we do

Omg you're so lucky, going to Las Vegas, to play poker, with 2000$...
/me is crying :(

he should save his money and attend WSOP :)

that wud be a waste of money :) im not that lucky!

if everybody would think this way, 17 ppl would attend instead of 6000 :)

yes but i dont have 10$k to through away! if i was rich then maybe

why play wsop when cashgame is so much better. tournaments is just fucking bs...

Worship the ass man she could turn into one of the beautis that we call olivia olovely if she worked hard on the squats LOL

$2k is enough for a night at spearmint rhino

hoping theres enough poker action going on there.

LOL, yeah I hope there's enough titties in the strip club too...you gotta be kidding me.

i just hope the variance train hits u the second u get to LV.
ahha then ull think fuck it and play some blackjack for 50 bucks a hand. i reckon u go through the lot in ure first day.

but plz

trip report when u get back

2p2 style aswell

kthx

dont miss the MINT 500!

that a desert race thingy?

the only things that are getting my undivided attention in vegas are gambling, alcohol and female nudity.

its not a race its an endurance contest ; )
+ go watch fear and loathing in las vegas

You're gonna get hustled by some 75 yr old lady in a shell suit :)

If poker is a game of skill then I could not think of a worse place to go than vegas to play it.-unless I was a pro.

The average level of understanding there is likely to be far higher than anywhere else. Poker is an instituition there and americans have been playing it for decades, long before it became trendy in Europe. You're gonna' get worked dude:)

It will be an experience I s'pose. I would stick to traditional house games and you might just get lucky.

You have only one outcome playing poker in vegas and that's coming home empty handed.

Take a trip over to Colorado for a few days, it will break up the trip and you can gamble in vegas and see amd do some awesome stuff in Col.

i play for fun, my friends going for just pure poker, but i will be playing everything, and i dont intend on coming back with anything, as the casino's always win and i know that.

Im going vegas for fun, not to win!

also, the skilled players will prob be playing higher limit games, were the people who want to play for fun will be in the lower limits

That's ok then. Do me a favour, try one of those fruit machine which payout something crazy like 10's of millions.
And give us a full report!

P.S.
Considering you are unsure if your friend will have the money to make this trip then I'm guessing he's not much of a poker player?
So tell him what I told you :)

ya, i intend on playing everyone single on of those slots!

jus the once tho, to see if i get lucky!

rofl ure not serious jamerio?. Clearly are talking out of your ass once more. The players in las vegas at the low NL limits 1-2 -> 2-5 are generally some of the fishyest games u will find. The general level of online play at the same stakes is of a much higher standard than that of las vegas. d3c4y when u get there you will see a lot of crazy gamb00000l0rs (mostly asian) that will prolly spike 10x BB pre-flop raise as standard. If you want to go there and maybe return with some of that 2K ure bringing over just pay attention u will most likely survive the week with some of your bankroll intact and some pretty cool stories.

Haha, I love people who talk as if online poker is anything like poker in real life. I LOVE YOU.

I also love people who think that poker isn't anything but a game of luck when you're playing with people who aren't always trying to calculate the odds.

Poker is not about putting all your chips in on a bluff and trying to appear calm. Poker is not about looking at someone to decide if they are scared and making plays on that basis.

95% of reads are made from analysing betting actions. 5% of reads are down to physical tells. If you think otherwise, you just haven't played much poker.

The standard of online poker at a specific limit is much, much better than in a live game. I beat $2/$4 NL online pretty handily, and I would be better than 90% of $10/$20 NL live players.

I have played poker for a living, I make more money from poker than I do work, and I play a lot online and live.

Yes that's because you don't have the luxury of additonal software calculating the odd's for you which is what a lot of online poker players use.

Hence even good poker players online could well struggle in a RL situation where other factors come into it-if they are not used to it.
Reading people is a huge thing IRL. you don't get half of that element when you play online, yet these are all skills "proper" poker players are more expereienced at.

If you need a software to calculate the odds, you should probably stick to playmoney in the first place.

ive never used a calc in my life!

so that means im gona be uber pro when i play irl?! omg im excited!

rofl very few online players actually have software to work out the odds. i think what you are refering to is stats like VP$IP, Aggression Factor, Won money when saw the flop (%), etc etc. Again plz stop talking about poker Jamerio :(

All I said was playing poker in vegas is not the same as playing it online.
It's a tougher game where other factors come into it which you dont get while playing online.

If you've ever played a game tourney online vs one on LAN then anyone will tell you it's a a lot different, yet it's the same game.

You are wrong and I'm not even going to bother to write sensible arguments because you're so big headed that you won't accept it.

Most likely you'll write a novel sized reply to which more people will say you are wrong, but you will again reply to each of those individuals with a novel sized reply.

Jamerio is always right. Just something the rest of the human population is going to have to realize if we are going to survive as a species.

Yes I am right in saying there are important differences between playing poker online and IRL.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Online_poker

Nice try with the big headed/Novel/would not listen thing.
Either make a point or become a lawyer and take your half assed, weak implications elsewhere.

"All I said was playing poker in vegas is not the same as playing it online."

Here you are referring to your previous statement where you said that reading is a huge thing in real life poker, but not in online poker.

Incorrect. Poker is a game where you make decisions based on the cards you hold and the information you have on your opponents. You extract information from your opponents by reading every step they have made so far. You collect the data in your head, or use a datamining program, and use it for your decision making. This applies to offline and online poker. I hope you now understand that reading is of equal importance in both forms of poker.

The only difference is that in real life poker you have to take the physical aspect in account as well. But that doesn't make the importance of information more valuable. You merely need to remember more information.



It's a tougher game where other factors come into it which you dont get while playing online."

Incorrect. The physical reading comes into play, yes. But your average opponent won't take notice of that. The group of people who can make accurate decisions based on physical tells isn't very large. You probably think otherwise because that's the general perception people have of poker. Reading faces and big bluffs.

Casino games are usually a lot softer than online games, simply because players online play more hands, thus have more experience.

Lol so you have just admitted at least one difference. And it's clear you're desperate to forget about the other obvious one's.

Secondly you've not even bothered to mention the most obvious difference.
The physical aspect. Have you ever heard of a poker face?
These are physical expressions which can wear your hand on your head and have a significant impact as to how other people play and how you play against then. Fold/call etc.

I see those as big differences and therefore I believe playing poker is harder in such an environment compared to playing in your room.

It's like playing games over the internet vs a lan.
There are additional pressures that come into the equation when you play IRL. Simple.

That's my point anyway it's not going to change as this principle applies to lot's of other thing's such as any form of gaming.

"Lol so you have just admitted at least one difference. And it's clear you're desperate to forget about the other obvious one's. "

What are you on about. Before I wrote my first reply you were talking about specific differences between offline and online poker. You were proven wrong in every one of them. But now you say I'm desperate to forget about the other obvious differences.

What differences are talking about. I only commented on the points you made so far in this thread. Of course there are other obvious difference. Nobody is disputing that in real life you have a real dealer, a real table and real cards.


"Secondly you've not even bothered to mention the most obvious difference.
The physical aspect. Have you ever heard of a poker face?
These are physical expressions which can wear your hand on your head and have a significant impact as to how other people play and how you play against then. Fold/call etc."

Are you visually handicapped? Half of my post is about the physical aspect of poker. I also said that only a small group of poker players are able to make accurate decisions based on facial expressions of their opponent.

"I see those as big differences and therefore I believe playing poker is harder in such an environment compared to playing in your room.

It's like playing games over the internet vs a lan.
There are additional pressures that come into the equation when you play IRL. Simple."

Quake doesn't change when you play it on a LAN. And the additional pressures you talk about are created by yourself. If you get nervous on a LAN then that's your problem. It doesn't change the difficulty of the game itself.

There is however one difference between online and offline that creates additional pressure.

In real life you can usually take as much time as needed to think about a tough decision. On the Internet you get 15 seconds or less otherwise the software will automatically fold your hand.

Also, the players you find in the casinos are overall a lot weaker than the ones you find at the internet games.

talk about novel sized replies ;-)

He even out jamerio'd jamerio. That's quite a feat.

Nice play with the wiki link but your bluff got caught. You made two statements.

1) Reading is more important in real life than it is in online poker.

2 ) Casino poker are tougher than internet poker.


On the wiki site you will find four points about the difference between online and offline poker.

None of the four points support your previously made statements.

In fact the last point on the wiki site strengthen my argument why online poker is tougher.

you remind me of my dad, and that aint a good thing haha

Racist and always thinks he's right? :o

haha,

well not that he always thinks he is right, just so simple minded and you can place the facts in front of him and he'll still argue for the sake of arguing

he thinks there is a cure for cancer and that the goverment are holding out on it to control population and earn more on useless medication!

http://uk.askmen.com/poker/poker_tips/2_poker_tip.html
I don't always think I'm right. Though I am most of the time and I am this time.

The facts?
You only need to browse the net for two minutes to find the millions of journals or information highlighing the significant differences in online poker vs real.

shut up and lose weight idiot

Aww you got angry and threw insults. Well done.

angry no

I think it's just a fair observation.

You are hopeless and beyond help. Nobody in the journal is denying that there are differences between online and offline poker. We only pointed out that the specific differences you mentioned are incorrect.

Here is way you said.

-A lot of online players use a program that calculates odds.

Incorrect as PBX made clear.

- "Reading people is a huge thing IRL. you don't get half of that element when you play online, yet these are all skills "proper" poker players are more expereienced at."

I wrote a detailed explanation why this is incorrect in a previous comment.

-Real poker is tougher than internet poker.

I also pointed out why this isn't true either.


We only said you were wrong on these specific points. Yet you keep bringing up that there are differences between offline and online poker even though nobody is denying that.

Drink some tea and read this comment carefully and let it sink in for a while before you post another link that contains the top 10 list of differences between online and casino poker.

Lot's of online poker players do use additional software-so it's neither right or wrong.
Nor do I protest either way. Just becasue one person said he did not-it's hardly worthy of a last word on the subject.
Many people on this site do use such software because it can give you a real edge. That's a fact so you've not proven anything there.

Secondly I believe playing poker at vegas is going to be tougher than playing it online becasue of the additional pressures that come with it and a lot of poker players have never actually played in such an environment before.

So it's not about being right or wrong. It's just an opinion of mine-which I don't really enough about to continue talking about.

You are right that online poker players use third party to help them in their game. I'd be the last person who would deny that as I'm using a program as well. However the program doesn't do anything that a normal player in theory wouldn't be able to do at the poker table. For example; It won't tell you what the best play would be at any give time. Programs that do offer such options are banned.

The programs we use collect our hands in a database and display player stats on the table. You still need to have a good theoretical understanding of poker to imply the stats properly into your game. The edge the program gives to players is that you don't have to pay attention to certain actions because will record and display how often a player puts money into the pot and raises.

"Secondly I believe playing poker at vegas is going to be tougher than playing it online because of the additional pressures that come with it and a lot of poker players have never actually played in such an environment before."

Now you are correct. It will be tougher for online players that make the step to live games because they have to adept to a different kind of environment. But this doesn't mean that casino poker is tougher than internet poker, nor vice versa.


Good luck with your black jack game.

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Change the emo hair.

looks like stermy hair tbh

hes replying to the pic i had before the pic ur seeing there :)

i c =)

[+] me if you think Jamerio is a TARD!

I want commission on those pluses.

yo stermy sup?! :x

y do u repeat me? i was the 1st too cal him stermy, omg shush

i'm a normal person, i don't got time to read 50 comments.

2k is enough for one day

a fat ass, u see that as a bad thing? ur stupid m8, and emo.

although i do wish u the best of luck in LV with poker, i hope u win


however i think it will be hard to top way2manydollars dollar count. he has the most.

nice comments mindz,

thnx.

ygbr - figure that one out.