7. reach 30k posts, letting the 30000th say "shut the fuck up, Gillz"

laughing my fu#Cking ass off.... literally

6: not saying xx

xx indicating adults only here?:P

ontopic:

2. lose weight
and play more quake.

actually 6 and 7 are "not saying" but they are 2 completely different things :) one is adults only the other isnt but i just dont want to say

Is it a secret? present to all esr users?

OMG IS IT A FATAL1TY MOUSEPAD SIGNED BY THE QUAKE3 GOD FATAL1TY?

He knows we all love him.

8. less sarcasm

ha

might 3. be in reality preperation for 6. and not 4? :D

could be i guess

You don't want to say it but you posted something anyway... You're just trying to tease the nerds around right?

why change the habit of a life time ha

Cutting down on smoking is stupid, either quit completely or don't quit at all. Because in no time you're gonna be at your old smoking rhythm again. Also, find proper reasons. I only needed one simple reason to make me quit last time FORGOOD and that was a certain girl wanted me to! :) It was never so easy! =8]

1v1 wsw?

actually, make it 2v1

no dp!

would be a bit on the impossible side, sir

2 can also share 1

you're scaring me
thanks for the idea though
i shall google thi-OH GOD MY EYES!!!11!1!!!

can i get in on this? 3 v 1 brownchickenbrowncow!!

hook it up with some KY and some Dr.Pepper(DP as well) and let's call it a day

a slippery sticky mess.

"a slippery, sticky, delicious mess. "
forgot a word in there, good sir.

mmm true

now i just have to find a reason apart from the fact its bad for me

do it for my love

mmm let me think





nah

</3

ur a quick thinker, aren't u ?

ye dont hang about me xx

u are destroying everyone' hopes around here
maybe u are in need of some serious spanking

can i watch?
i like to watch

I did not say I wanna do her by my own. A dark horse seems more appropiate for the "new job".

....can i still watch?

lol perve

(^_^)

LOL

1. It's bad for you
2. money
3. it stinks (literally)
4. money
5. 6.xx will be easier to accomplish ;)

6. your kids' health (passive smoking)
7. got a better point when trying to convince them not to smoke
8. look at pictures of leg amputees

leg amputees?

my grand mother's second husband had both legs amputated with 60 and has water in his lungs. Smoking sure sounds fun.

patches or cold turkey? I'm going on patches when i get back from my new years trip. Mate did a 10 week course and he hasnt gone back on them.

How about the one and only reason you need: it's pointless.
You are literally burning money.
There's just no gain whatsoever, people say "it calms my nerves"... yes but only because you're addicted to fucking nicotine. I mean, it's paying to die, would you pay to get twatted in the face all day?

haha all depends what with

reducing smoking ain't that hard, just be strong enough to give up the morning cigs, and the after lunch aswell. And reserve smocking to parties only if u can.

xx

I'm gonna look harder for a new work next year.
Going to finish the courses I'm taking right now and getting in to uni later next year.
Have a fkn good 2009!
Go to more concerts, festivals and have a good time.

I volunteer to help strengthen your inner thigh muscles! I know just the thing!

For my resolutions, I am quitting smoking too. I just turned 28, and I've been smoking since I was 15. I think it's time, before I've literally smoked half my life.
Another resolution is to try to stick to one chick, instead of juggling multiple lovers at once all the time. It's starting to wear on me, I'm not as young as I used to be.

Lose weight = Gain muscle
- Remember boys and girls the goal is lesser fat percentage and better physique, not to get even unhealthier shape by just killing muscles and gaining fat.

Engage in a sexual relationship with a lady, I guess
- The problem is I don't really know what I want or how to get it. There's very few people I feel close to being with, I am not very sexual or easily approachable type, I hate going out, I am not into like full intensive relationships because I need lots of own space, I am anti-social and introvertic, 95% of women (=people) I just want to punch in the face or tell em to shut their traps... I guess what I need is one of those 1950's homemaker housewives or one of those readers, to quote Henry Rollins.

Do something creative
- I wanna write a book, or make a movie, or a game. I have all these ideas crawling through my mind but I don't really have any creative skills whatsoever and I am such a quitter.

maybe you can hit on Pushpabon then?

Atleast he has some creativity in his insults.

lol

Well no offence but my advice to you would be to get the fuck over yourself.

Labelling yourself as an introvert is a joke, lots of people keep their own counsel yet can be social people. And you will never find anything meaningful going around all moppy and shit because no one will want to fuck you.

And don't ever expect to know what you want, if someone had told me this time last year the girl I would be going out with for the next 10 months I would have laughed in their face, but here I am.

If crowds and handling yourself well in really crowded situations, ie bars and clubs bothers you then perhaps you should go to places that you are already familar with, or you like (bars that play music you like etc). Start by going there with mates, which will also help with your confidence. Look for girls to chat to and go for it, talk about the music playing or the venue, anything, you'd be surprised how far some chats can go.

You gotta lose the attitude, relationships are about sharing your space and your time with someone else, and there can be space issues. Thats when you let your partner know and one of you just chills at your folks for a few days and then you see eachother again.

Despite what some cretins might say, sex isn't just sex, and by the sounds of it you want more than that anyway. If thats the case then don't settle for second best, wait for what you want. Or just go out and fuck some slut, just remember that a slut is still a slut in the morning so don't be expecting any cuddles or chats over coffee.

Sounds like you need "The Stranger"

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=the%20stranger

be more of a stupid cunt

up my daily dosage of gore and my weekly dosage of dead babies

when i back from parents and my 2nd ski holiday this month ill help u out

good man

Don't really think you even need a new years resolution for that.

but you sure do need one for being less fucking stupid

Hahahaha you're funny. Judging someones intelligence from an internet forum. That's funny.

you deliver a lot of hints.

he admitted it the other week

a post here or something on IRC

I want to stop wasting my time with unworthy websites like this one.

I want you to stop wasting your time with this website, too.

I never really made any before so I don't know if i'll stick to them or not :P

seems like its always ideas that ppl think of when they've had one too many :P

*****DEAR SMOKERS*****

Reasons for quiting smoking are simple.

When a non smoker kisses a smoker, it tastes like licking an ashtray. Its foul.

Smokers stink, when it rains they smell especially bad when you're stuck behind them. If you're gonna' stink at least do it not washing or brushing your teeth.

It's bad for your health, no if's or butts. <but then so is everything these days>

Non smokers are generally better people than smokers, I'm not saying people who smoke are scum bags, but in my expereince people who do not smoke are usually more accomplished people on the whole.
Perhaps because their lives are not controlled by sucking on a poison teet and that lack of will power is a precedent for other thing?

That is why you should give up smoking.

Oh and the fact that you're damaging the health of those around you and if they're young you're increasing the likelihood of them smoking.

And try running a lap when your lung tissue is ruptured dry coal, while your face looks 30 years older, while you try to gasp for air. Combine that with obesity, your aorta becomes a jumping rope, you have to pee every 15 minutes while getting your leg amputated and having to inject yourself, while wondering at which second your chest will burst because your heart vibrates like an alarm clock. Combine that with heavy drinking you need a transplant because of liver cirrhosis which makes your chance of survival during the next years to 20%.

I think anybody can live as unhealthy as they want, but I also encourage them to go to the local graveyard and look at the people who died in their 30's and 40's to pick a spot where you will spend your eternity in being eaten by the worms.

Well honestly, the only reason I'm still smoking is because I'm not allowed to kill you fuckers outright. If given the option to either light up a camel light OR beat to death the douchenozzle nearest me at the time, I'd happily just bludgeon someone to death. Until then, I guess I'll just kill you all slowly.

;-)

^^ kidding here, btw.

does your dog smoke?

God you're a fucking loser.

Non smokers are generally better people than smokers, I'm not saying people who smoke are scum bags, but in my expereince people who do not smoke are usually more accomplished people on the whole.

Generally everyone else in the world is better than the English, I'm not saying English people are scum bags, but in my experience people from England are fat, whiny, unaccomplished losers with no life ambitions beyond drinking a few pints of filth whilst watching East Enders.

Do me, and the rest of the board a favour and kill yourself. I feel better about smoking when I know there is the off chance that my cigarettes might kill someone like you.

kinda harsh to pool the other English with Jamerio

It was an necessary evil.

He's Welsh

1) I'm not English.

2) Your Entire country is spawned from Criminals the English rejected. (This why you're stil angry?),

4) I don't watch TV, and I certainly don't watch soap operas. Most of which are second rate ozzie ones.

Truth hurts sucker, but you're still everything i said and unlike yourself I'm not clutching straws with my insults.

Just simply stating the truth, which by the looks of it is something your tar filled lugs cannot take. Have fun smelling like an ashtray.

Oh and the fact that you publically state that you wish someone dies from your chain smoking does leaps for proving my point that smokers are on the whole lesser people than non smokers.

Still if you're selfish enough to compromise other peoples health just to get your little fix its hardly surprising.

Hahahahaha, yes I'm angry because I'm Australian. Have you even been to Australia? Probably not, poor you, enjoy the rain fucker.

And yes, everytime I spark up a ciggie I quickly look for the nearest infant so that I can blow my smoke in its face, you know, for kicks.

Lordy, you're a fucking idiot.

Australia could do with some rain, have fun when all your agricultural land is gone mate!

Poor attempt at a troll m8, last time I went into the country it was green.

It's hardly a troll, it's a serious problem you guys are going to face.

"When a non smoker kisses a smoker, it tastes like licking an ashtray. Its foul. "

Seconded.

but by smoking i get to ruin random strangers day by giving of foul smells in confined spaces, which has the added benefit of giving me more personal space. Besides, who wants to be 90 anyway?

sif u kiss ppl.

anyway, as long as it still is, a happy new one everybody
am sick and will stay at home, so do feel free to co-geek :)

-get up to a 5 mile jog
-less web browsing

strengthen my inner thigh muscles

I know a real good excerise for that.

probably has something to do with #6

gotta stop smoking
slow down the drinking
slow down the THC intake

play more promode.

happy new year everyone. even the euros.

my resolution is to stop posting on this site
bye

cya \o

I'll stick with r_mode 4

: D

i rest my case

.

Be more lazy
Put on some more weight
Drink more

Keeping on the train of success of 2008!

oh uh
use more drugs, expand my mind, learn more things, become more intelligent, figure out how much more bullshit i've been told in life is absolutely wrong and be better for it, and become motivated to use my skills for something interesting.

create more

good one, me too

Thanks my compatriot, good for you! And good luck!

So you need a resolution to quit smoking..... and you have kids right ?
Anyways stop while you can or before its too late.

yes coz im an adult and i can do what i like :P

lol =)

play more q4.