(For the record, I'm not lukrek, the annoying gay swede, you blundering fools, but vern schillinger, the racist guy)

So I went to this international econ. class and this nerdish asian chick asks me if it's international economics, which I respond yeah. Vern's 15 minutes of being a solid playah (amidst lifetime of uncomfortable nerd) and I chat her up (she's a chink, exchange student) but she turns away to her friend.

The class starts and I get an idea, I write stuff to paper elementary school -style in cutesy style with a line to put her contact information. She fills it up and even puts a smiley on it. When we leave she says CU to me.

God gave me second chance to fulfill my nerd quest on this land - which has been to get asian bush. Now it's up to me - will I succeed or fail. I prayed today, please God, let her be a slut. Superslut. The biggest, easiest slut on this earth. For shall I shag her with her face away and making noises of displease (you've all seen asian porn), I may die a happy nerd.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMQbzLrvwlE