From what I've heard, the host is some CoD YouTube video maker.
Really, I expected him to ask Cypher about his sex life next, next to "do you have a soul?"

Wait, the DreamHack organizers paid a CoD Youtube video maker to be the Host for the QL Grand Final?

Yeah, his name's tjebz or something like that.

AY VEE THREE KAY?

Learn a little about what the fuck you're supposed to be presenting, instead of being an creepy ignorant twat.

Who the fuck asks someone about getting bitches, and doesn't pick up on the fact that their English isn't the best, and continues to push the fucking 15 year old joke? A joke which was neither fucking funny nor witty.

Right away I was thinking "they need to have someone who knows Quake and the players to present the cheques..."

Cypher handled the stupid questions very well though....I was expecting it to get super awkward since the guy kept asking the same question over and over.

And yes, DH needs to NEVER use that guy again...I was almost expecting someone to escort him off stage for being such a tool.

yes cypher turned it around very well, i could hear many awhs from chicks in the crowd

wp cypher

he knows the way to a womans heart.

... is through the vagina.

Most awkward host I've seen.

Really, impressive.

lets stalk him to death

lets threaten him irl hee hee

this made me laugh

yeah im a bit curious which DH bosses really close realitves this fucker is, i dont see any other explanation why they letting him parasiting the event in such an important position

"do you talk?"

provided with the most lol for me today

thats what she said

YouTube please!!

biggest idiot ever. av3k should have punched him in the stupid face. only 2GD put him in his place but he obviously needed more of that.

Youtube pls !!!

i thought he was kinda funny tbh, atleast he was trying to have a laugh

Sorta yeah, only thing that bugged me was that if you gonna do something like this, the least you should do is learn the names of the players..

any videos available?

http://www.twitch.tv/dreamhacktv2/b/301030819?t=97m

thanks.

£200 paypal to the guy who videos themselves curbstomping this twat.

peace

Yes

+ 100€ from me aswell...

http://www.twitch.tv/dreamhacktv2/b/301030819?t=97m

o/

Few people can control themselves the way he does...it's remarkable.

At Qcon '10 when the rest of the participants were in the back area practicing...cypher was on the front stage area. Playing in front of all these people (the expo crowd), with all sorts of noise...

Not surprising to see him win everything. Good for him!

Someone needs to get this guy casting Zotac. I need my weekly fix of this guy.

ah the tragic ginger gene. horatio caine is to blame for this. but no one can fill his shoes. no one.

yea, its ave KKK ffs. \o,

he has no soul

so, cypher, you seem to be pretty good at this game. now, tell me, do you have sex?

that's what she said

all of my rage.

cypher gave him 2 chances to ask something else, but the idiot stayed put and repeated his sex-question again and again.

what a tool.

edit:
has he never seen a number used instead of a letter befor?

Whoever unleashed that atrocity upon the world needs to die.

JUMP JUMP!

same guy right?

I hope he follows this and the teamliquid hate thread about him. Sad thing is this guy really thinks he is cool or something. I hope I don't have to see him moderate any games anymore.

http://www.youtube.com/user/tejbz

After watching this I kind of pity the guy

http://www.youtube.com/user/tejbz#p/u/1/FJHgypPAcmw

Best host ever. I've ALWAYS wanted to know about how much tail Quake players smashed because, after all, they're the most manly video game players.

Starcraft nerds could fall into a barrel of vaginas and come out a virgin.

ahahah

He won't set his foot at dreamhack again. That's for sure.

Word.

I'm more interested in how he actually got that job in the first place :(

I'll see if I can find any infos :)

Find any infos?

nope :(

proof?

I think you can take his word for it.

YouTube please

Sorry I watched it live, I'm not sure where to look on youtube, I try to visit that site as little as possible, try one of the links posted above, or on the other ginger thread

I can't watch vods in my iPad so I'm after YouTube link

ok

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shit for what? inb4: brains. I mean, both pc and macintosh have their perks. One isn't superior over the other....

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true enough, some things are better left for the larger devices

So you bought an iPod to watch video and I'm the idiot?

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I don't know but in the end you spent 130 quid for a device that you don't use....

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Uhm..Can anyone give me a link, relative to the thread since i missed this part live? Highly appreciated.

his second "show" is at #15 or #20

just watched him start talking and I am saying here already that this guy is a walking disaster as a host lol.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3JZjElZG2c&am...r_embedded
Fuck! Check this guys music out!

or even better dont check it out!

holy shit, that's horrendous. he's an overgrown teenager obsessed with 'scoring'. not surprised now that the only thing he could think of asking cypher was smth regarding sex
rofl at the dh organizers' fail to get this guy to host

I'd hate to imagine the show this guy and the caster from IEM ("stren-EX" guy, forgot his name) could put on. Let's hope they never find each other.

if you mean CZM, he is the complete opposite of the ginger tosser, we can forgive him for saying strenecks. apologize now!

No, he meant the dutch guy with the american accent.

vo0?

No, A_Spec.

http://www.own3d.tv/watch/80742 @ 35:26

rofl, when I heard this guy I also had to think about A_Spec. Forgot his name, so, "THANK YOU" I guess...

Know your enemy!

....

A_spec started that, CZM was just keeping the joke running

ah, I see

Normally I would not care, but cypher was a real gent in game to rapha at the end when he let him restart the game and scrub away his 1-0 lead.

Then he said he loved his GF very much. He had everyone eating out of his hand, then this guy just did that at a live award ceremony with thousands watching.

he is human tho:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izA6-idV6pE&am...ideo_title

Maybe he can recognize his own actions as similar to his past (negative) experiences and progress in his public and non-public interactions with others!

gotta love how hes talking about him being hurt cuz somebody didnt like him for who he is, but at the same time is slanderous towards retards :DDDDDDDD

Hope he checks these thread out =).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbuYb6lLHX8

I guess when you know nothing about the game and have to say something you blurt our ridiculous shit like that.

If you look at his YT videos, he doesn't even respects the game he plays, which tells pretty much everything, and expecting respect from him towards other games/communities (let alone an event with its champoin) was a huge mistake.
The guy probably has a small penis, so he just tries to compensate with attention whoring.

The guy probably has a small penis, so he just tries to compensate with attention whoring.

takes one to know one

get help fast!

Problem?

hmm, it seems his YouTube account with 400,000+ subs has gone. I just sat down with my beer ready to enjoy reading some of the trolling left on his video when I got this message:

This account has been terminated due to repeated or severe violations of our Community Guidelines and/or claims of copyright infringement.

Interesting.

next stop facebook

Must have been a douche during the starcraft finals too. I doubt that a few quakers could bring a channel with 400,00 subs...
btw, 400,000!? for this idiot, wut? who the fuck are his target demograph exactly?

He makes xbox CoD videos, YouTube kids love that stuff, he's rather popular on there.

I think what happened was he made the mistake of putting quake/sc2 fans in the same category as console CoD fans and did no research into the games and communities he's supposed to be hosting for. Thus it backfired in his face.

you wish

Would have been way funnier if he had asked rapha.

OMFG

http://www.twitch.tv/dreamhacktv2/b/301014486f?t=5m10s

ahahah this is so unbelievably cringeworthy... he really really got schooled there :D what a tool.

Sorry, I only lasted 30 seconds, did I miss anything humilliating?

unbelievably cringeworthy is a good description though

nono, please watch the whole 10mins of fail, it gets so good

wow ggs to the caster for saving the day, he intervened as soon as possible so he obviously knew someone had to do it beforehand

it seems his 2 idols are conan o'brien and tom green, and he actually looks like their hypothetical lovechild

well that was just as painful to watch as the ql iviews :D one could almost start a drinking game for each time that idiot says "frikkin'" and "awesome" (and "wow").

I almost, almost feel sorry for him. I just don't get it.

the first five seconds i saw him on stage after cypher won the duel tournament I was convinced that DH was getting trolled by some new 'prankster' who had managed to get pass DH security and etc... I kept on expecting security to come in and take him away. but they never came



THEY NEVER CAME

WE DIDNT LISTEN

Wow, that was terrible.

lol

runfallnoob or whatever that mopzzes bind iz


other than that roflmfao.

Thankyou, that made my evening. It started a little later than your timing but it was well worth the wait.

"It's always good to have friends." was the icing on the cake.

Yea sorry, I think the player doesn't really take into consideration the seconds or I just messed up the url.

If you want more ginger greatness, I think he appears once or twice again between the semifinal games etc, I watched one more before I stopped because I genuinely started feeling bad, like laughing at a retarded person or smth :D

fuck this actually painful. I was literally covering my eyes it was so bad

that guy trolled the fighting game community as well.. an article from the frontpage of Shoryuken.com :D

But lest you think the situation was just a case of "stream monsters gonna stream monster", it wasn’t just them. Fast-forward to 39:08 in the video to hear the host of DreamHack say the following about the grand finalists: "It’s real impressive seeing those button mashing heroes."

Button. Mashing. Heroes.

It’s nice to know that the host of one of the biggest gaming tournaments in the world can get the job without any prior knowledge about the games that are in said tournament. But who is this individual hosting such a major event, and what exactly does he know about games? His mistake might be somewhat understandable if he’s just a comedian or an actor brought in by DreamHack to provide some professionalism.

But no. According to DreamHack’s website, Tejbz is a “YouTube phenomenon in the gaming world” and a hardcore Call of Duty player specializing in quick scoping. So he is a gamer, just one whose knowledge is mostly restricted to the mad world of Modern Warfare. It certainly would help him cover the Call of Duty tournament, except that DreamHack Winter 2011 didn’t hold one. And I don’t know if Tejbz has attended any CoD tournaments in the past, but if he has, I’m sure nobody congratulated the winners on being amazing “spray n’ pray heroes”.

I don't think that he's lacking knowledge, he's just a disrespectful idiot.

It's both, really. He also simply does not have the qualities required to host anything, at least in English.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3e3L5_Y8Nk (Warning: Ugly people!)
From video description:

Heading home to a subscriber to play some Assault Horizon. Had a blasty blast. Might do this more if you guys like it!

We should all subscribe to his channel and then send him home to some angry chav like gaz3. :D

Send him to p0rt :D No matter how many times he asks him if he's getting laid, p0rt'll keep answering with the latest cvars added in q43a... he'll go NUTS

Thank you for this, the sound of driving meant a lot to me:D

the sound of driving meant a lot to me

sound of driving? I asked my dictionary for all possible meanings but I still don't get it in this context.

the way he expressing his feelings at 1:16-

that shit hurts my brain :c

well, I lold on that tbh;)

we got the sad part... ice cream.. i see girls eating this at shows all the time, when they're sad, when they got dumped. Even though i never got dumped, you learn stuff when you watch tv.

NOW PAUSE AT 1:33. Go!

TOLD YOU MOM, .... i learned stuff (insert smily face here)

NOW PAUSE AT 2:11. Go!

editor's note: awkward moment at 2:52

NOW PAUSE AT 2:58. Go! (inb4 lgbt)

Your ice cream is melting by the way

(insert porn music at 3:10, oh wait.... )

editor's note: Mom joins the action QQ

Now replay 4:33 10 times in a row and upload on youtube. Go! Hint: i herd you like Guns! (ala mudkipz)

Plenty of G for Guns... Guns....Guns

the rest is more of the same...

editor's note: Bromance at 5:57.

i think his mom was doing the camera work? heard her giggling at 5:59. ROFL?

Now replay 4:33 10 times in a row

No thanks, not a sadist here.

Still would provide some lulz

I don't think he's trolling, he's just dumb.

what he say wrong?

haha, he actually has a song called "That's what she said". Maybe he's just broken record?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYc7CRn4LA4

Please do me a favour and welcome him with some swedish rotten eggs and tomatoes if he dares to step on a dreamhack stage again!

Boy, this guy should really change his nickname to Ginger Tosser. It suits him like a dream.

This kid had ginger pubes at school, when we all had to take showers, I swear to god the white tiles around him would glow ginger from his pubic hair. (like global illumination)

So I shouted out, it looked like a "rusty wire brush" and everyone lolled, then for the next 5 years everyone called him "wirebrush", and I reckon my receeding hairline is karma for this :)

ginger hair is not so bad, but it comes with ginger pubes too and that is the real problem.

Jamerio's top 3 worse hair styles. red seems ok for ladies.

1) GINGER (No one looks good with it-and it lol at sucky sucky time)

2) BLACK GUY HAIR (it looks like a microphone or a predator whatever you do a nd if you pat it, it feels springy like sheep wool. But might have bigger dick as karma)

3) BALD (though some people look cool with it-most don't)

What I'm saying is most ginger people had a TOUGH childhood and you should not be so surprised if they act like c***s factor in gaming too and I not surprised.

well this guy appears to have been a spoilt brat. In spain there is a saying "tiene falta de hostias" (he is lacking a good thrashing) which is said when someone is a spoilt brat. They haven't ever been beaten up and their place in the world is not the same as their place in their mind's world.

this ginger tosser has a serious falta de hostias, I very much doubt he had a tough childhood.

I agree, spoiled children often seem careless/lack compassion. However, ever met the douche that was bullied as a child?

Everything Tejbz says in English almost seems to reassure himself that he is not a "nerd."

"Never been dumped"
"having friends is good"
questions about sex life...


all signs point to a guy with low self-esteem/insecurities. =\

If he's got low self-esteem/insecurities, then he is also too dumb to hide it. I just hope he reads this thread, publicly apologizes for being a tosser @ DHW, and changes his behaviour and attitude from now on.

I agree completely, but that's generally how people with low self-esteem act. Perhaps we are over-analyzing, maybe he was just nervous.

No excuse for his behaviour though. I seriously thought he was American. lol.

Wait what, he's swedish?

you didn't notice the accent?

look hes a ginger. he probably made a joke of every day in school and when he opened his mouth he got beaten up. now as he turned 23 he think its payback time simple.

rofl welcome back, daniel missed you

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its jamerio, do you really need to ask?

I didn't stare, it was just an unavoidable observation.

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But it glowed like the briefcase in pulp fiction.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PEORpjVNJQk

Limited Edition Pulp Fiction Boxset
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHM-QLENphs

If you call in the next 15 minutes you will get 2 for the price of 1!!! and kapca's self help guide. Unbelievable offer!

That's just how it looks to you, mate.

That's what kapca said!

http://www.twitch.tv/dreamhacktv2/b/301023056

"yes! god you guise! i wanna... you know... i wanna have my ears... you know... pierced with awesome sounds from you guise so... and... that's the cue for you to scream even louder aight... you know..."

*audience remains silent*

"aight, save it..."

:D:D:D

painful to watch.....

embarassing'

here are some more highlights

1:02

We're gonna have some players pretty much.... So how have you guys prepared. HOw much have you played pretty much

.

______

But seriously, 56:00 is so fucking fun to watch. Some great starcraft action.

yea, pretty much every word from him is a gem... watching those vids is a great way to waste some time :)

plus for putting up the tosser's pic from that fail music video