as for anticheat:
(09:14:55) (h8m3) khaplja hi, I'm just wondering if tzac for QL is ever coming or not
(09:15:11) (khaplja) not

and i don't think own anticheat by idsoftware gonna be any effective judging by QL development

;p

at iD Software

Stopped here. I doubt that he doesn't know how to spell the name of the company where he works.

I edited it for capitalization and spelling mistakes; my fault. I thought id was spelling "iD," so I changed it.

;p

edit: on a more serious note, why the hell would he let himself be interviewed by someone who is consistently banned from QL? Either this is fake, you posed as someone else or Sync has zero integrity.

I posed as pikaluva13.

I have no idea who that person is and if this is supposed to mean anything. :|

pikaluva13 = just another tier1 syncerror kissass

That'd be me.
<<

(I'm just ignoring dutra's comment because you can easily tell from my profile that I'm not tier 1)

tier2 sorry

lol

Their business plan sucks so much. I think, even kids in China get more money than they do (plus remember that chinese or pretty much almost any asian is hardworking as fuck)

solving all the bugs is impossible and ultra slow when only 3 people are working on the project. 30 man gruop could do it and do it quite fast, but not 3

It is pitty to say, but it is too late to add an anti-cheat/anything else cuz ESL already decited the QL competitive scene death. Moreover, the bussiness plan could be way better, making the game more popular.

All in all, or wrong, or too late decisions by iD software

So you are saying we need more asians working on QL?

everything needs more asians working on it

You're begging for a "your mom" joke.

i dont quite get it

your mom too?

p.s. now u get it?

yaeh but why

I don't know why u get it.

i was under the impression i was being semi-hostile towards asians. now im just confused :/

You're 16, what the fuck do you know about anything.

[-]

You dont need to be an adult to understand that they are doing it wrong :)

I enjoy listening to rock, U2 being my favorite band, but I've lately begun listening to expand my musical tastes to soft rap and pop.

This has to be a fake. Too bad you already gave it away so early and then tried to give anwers that sound kinda serious instead of going for some decent jokes. :/

3/10, better luck next time.

why isnt this retard banned yet?

CANT TELL
IF REAL
OR TROLLING

FUCK

This got stickied on the main QL general discussion forums. I'm not joking, either.

http://i.imgur.com/dxA5N.jpg

N1 m8 :D

your trolling is so weak but this turned out nicely :D

Fudge really is the single most valuable asset on the Quake Live forums.

says a lot

fake and gay

Nothing like some U2, soft rap and pop.

o.O

why didnt you ask him about defrag and all the other exiting old stuff he could add to QL?

fudge can u make me a favor? Jump out of aeroplane and die, thx...

aeroplane!

xdddddddddddddddddddddddddddd

We've also added the "g_speed" cvar to private spawned servers, as well as a ton of other variables and commands.

It is a secret plan of id software: to add more and more variables, until QL becomes a program with most variables ever, then it will be added to Guiness book of records, people will read the news, get interested, and QL will get huge explosion in popularity finally, and of course how can ESWC, WCG and others refuse a game with so many variables! They will have no choice but to accept it as main title!

We're releasing a new CTF map that has more of the gothic elements of the Doom series. We've focused more on a darker, more sinister style of mapping that should appeal to new players and veterans alike.

This is very good. Since most of times premium servers are completely empty and you are alone on the map, some atmosphere and style to not make it entirely boring is very helpful.

I would like to thank the Quake Live developing and support team for putting in some very hard work over the past few months.

It would be even better if that "hard work" was about fixing QuakeLive's most important problems.

... the troll is strong with this1.

...gz on trolling attempts tho.... they actually make more sense now... then your earlier attempts... which was like: 14years old smashing random keys in hope of attention.

nice to read and interview these days.

btw: I have experienced a pretty good response from QL in terms of cheaters. I have reported a few cheaters in the past days and I reported them immediately. That one guy lasted like 6hours of game-time before he got banned. I think that is pretty accurate - that one guy even had "autoshoot" and possibly hack which was hard to spot as he did not hit insane accs but still they manage to ban him pretty quickly.

I am happy about that tbh. I think it is the right step to discourage people from using more cheats. There is no fun in creating accounts every few hours because you cannot identify with your account imho. If you have an account and a 1000 won games you feel superior (if you are a cheater imho) but if your account gets banned after like 20-30 games it does not give you anything that you can show off.

I am not an export on cheaters but I think having accounts in QL prohibits some of the rewards that you could get from "jerking off" your profile.

it wasnt real issue : (

yeah, i got that now. he landed on my ignore list.

he photoshopped the forum post pic on quakelive.com ITS A FAKE

It was removed; it was stickied for about an hour.

I assume we can get this article removed, since the interview never happened.

Fucking fudge, id actually love to read an interview with you.

About anti-cheat, maps, integrating ql-ranks, adding defrag (std users) with best times listed would be lost of fun,..etc etc

About anti-cheat, maps, integrating ql-ranks, adding defrag (std users) with best times listed would be lost of fun,..etc etc

You must be new to this game to actually believe that.

lol someone who still has high hopes on id software

Y YOU NO DO REAL INTERVIEW?

:(

you should get some random id stooge or mod or whoever you trust to open all quake maps with an editor and place those wonderful icon placemats u made from stonekeep onto all exisiting and upcoming maps. It really adds a nice touch and is great for newbs and scrubs.

(also have a spawn marker created and input too)

it sounds like a good idea but that's a lot of bandwidth that all the current users would have to re-leech off of the servers from. :c

I'm not the fan of stupid trolling at all, but I think this was high quality stuff made solely to entertain our community, and even admins of TL wouldn't remove it:(

yeah, with the regret I have to say too people did take it seriously

Why probation though?

why so serious?

there's nothing humiliating about it to me. you must have not visited this site for very long if you think this is the first time people have talked shit about me or 'made fun of' me or whatever.

lol. I posted pictures and shit of myself on here ages ago and stirred up a shitstorm. it is mildly amusing.

but that doesn't excuse humiliating someone else who has no connection to this site or anything relating to it.

btw change TimMith to Fudge912 on your ignore list, and update my ignores.

why so serious?

I don't know you figure that I'm any of the things you've mentioned. but no, I just think you're a troll.

are you trolling the troll out of me right now?

cause otherwise his posts get disapproved?

come on, between the three of us, we know that's not how it works.

sentimental override accepted bleep bleep

ORIGINAL POST

I recently interviewed Myself of Quake Live.

Hi, how are you doing today?
Good. ;p

Can you tell us a little bit about yourself?
Well, as everyone knows, I'm the associate producer of the ESR trolling department at id Software. I'm 12 years old and I've been playing video games since kindergarden. I live with my mom and four brothers who are also my children in Dallas, Texas. I enjoy listening to rock, Lady Gaga being my favorite band, but I've lately begun listening to expand my musical tastes to soft rap and dub step. I like to read science fiction; lately I've been hooked on the first Dune book. My wife whos is also my sister likes to watch the TV show White Collar, and lately I've been watching it with her.

Can you elaborate on the trolling situation in ESReality?
I've said this many times before, and I'll say it again. If you have a demo of someone have gay anal sex, email the demo to our dedicated support team at thefudge911@gmail.com You can also send us a support ticket via the ESR iMSG itself.

What do you think of Raythenoob/Fudge/Dutra/etc.'s bans?
Though I think that it is disappointing and sad to see some of the top trolls in Quake banned for sucking excessive amount of cock, they broke the rules and deserve their punishments. The Terms of Use do clearly state that any "attempt to use Id Software software games on or through any service that is not controlled or authorized by Id Software" is prohibited, and anyone who is caught doing so will be banned. The rules are not vague and are not up for question. I also do not wish to speak specifically about their bans in public, and if any of them need to talk with me for some reason, I'm always on #quakelive.

What should we expect in the next ESR post?
We're releasing a new fake interviews and fake screenshots that has more of the gay elements of the 12 year old without a job series. We've focused more on a darker, more sinister style of trolling that should appeal to new chantards and veterans alike. It's very different and we hope it will be a refreshing recall back to the SA era.
We've also fixed some "cant spell for shit" bugs.
Our primary goal is to patch the spelling in exsiting content before creating new content. We want every reader to experience smooth penetration on old trolls rather than experience faulty faggotry on new, bugged trolls. Patching content is simply more important than releasing new content, which may be flawed and have undesiderable side effects. Other than that I can't tell you too much. ;p

Are you guys currently working on an anti-troll program?
Yes, one of our developers is currently working on an anti-troll program which should be implemented soon. Work is going smoothly, and although I am unable to give a specific ETA, I can assure you that it will be released.

Is there anything else that you would like to say?
Firstly, I would like to congratulate ray on winning ESR 2011's Worst Troll Of The Year tournament, and also myself on winning this thread. Both trolls played phenomenally, and created some tense spam fests which were very fun to watch.

Secondly, I would like to thank the ESR developing and support team for putting in some very hard work over the past few months.

Lastly, I would like say thank you to my beautiful mom for giving me nice beautiful retarded children in the back of our trailer! In case she is reading this, I am still scared of the minions. :D

Thanks for answering this interview; I know you are a busy boy.
No problem.

Can I post this on ESR?
Sure! ;p

Well, evading a nuke is not a good idea, I don't think they are nuking things just for fun:)

i think the main issue was that too many people fell for it

I can understand that (if I try hard), but in what way is that Fudge's fault?
It was not obscene or rude or anything, on the contrary, it was a good one. Ok the music part could touch sensitive areas (:D), but - imo - if Sync as a game developer or the admins here can't take a funny post like this one on a community forum... well, then we are in even deeper shit than I thought;)

i am just guessing what demiurges motivation was to nuke it, i have nothing to do with it
( my comment before it was nuked: "your trolling is so weak but this turned out nicely :D")

ESR doesn't condone trolling.

But you are a troll.

no u

But you like trolling so it's no wonder that anything goes on this site.

i don't like trolling, all i ever try to do is help, and i guess sometimes it backfires.

Well, in that case you have a real opportunity to start removing stuff that is only posted to provoke shitstorms. I mean, does this really need to be another outlet for simple minded internet comedy? It's not like this is a democracy, you can do whatever the fuck really at your own discretion.

This is not me pleeding my personal "case" against zhu or any other trollish figure on here. I just think you could help making this place a forum for good discussion if you really wanted to. Granted it would probably involve more man hours but heck, it all comes down to how much one wants something. Do you want it badly enough? I could help out, free of charge! *wink wink*


Edit: Nor is this a comment on this specific thread, I just happened to derail the discussion with my thoughts on this here.

good stuff fudge

Now that's the abuse of admin power which I support wholeheartedly!

Key sentence:

Edited by Fudge911 at 10:51 EST, 25 February 2012

awesome interview, i would say EXPOSED™*

*WROLOLOLOL

I especially enjoyed reading people going on a rant over the false interview.

Why was this nuked?

http://www.esreality.com/?a=post&id=2228234#pid2228234
+'ed by syncerror = hahahhaaha, even he wants that retard disappear from esr.

what can I say, congratulations, now you are a fully developed troll, you have a deegree of it, nice work

esreality is pure love :)

He isn't a troll.