Used to do this shit in 4 player goldeneye at my friends halls of residence in uni on the weekend. someone would pick Natalya and then someone else would pretend to go down on her by crouching and chasing her all over the level shouting "lick me" in the exorcist voice while everyone else burst into laughter. Made even funnier cos there was no walk animation when you crouch walked.
Fun times, till I wrecked it and started doing 'stuff' with jaws & nik nak.
It's funny because the chances of raping some random character in GTA and the person controlling it actually being a girl are so slim. But obviously that wouldn't make a story.
Also, please can someone make this for quake? Hax are bad, unless they involve penetration (c)