hahahahah

BAHAHAHA do it more. I just got ticketed in Elkhorn wisconsin. 91 in a 65, 200 dollar ticket and 6 points off my license. Not that it matters, as Illinois doesnt have a points system. Lesson of the day: don't drive in wisconsin its bad luck.

" It seems I have a knack for being in the wrong place at the wrong time, and a whole lot of bad luck.

- Tom "

no you have a knack of being fucking stupid. At 8 years old I was smart enough not to fuck with bee hives, and if I chose to do so I had a get away route figured out and some tactics to not get stung like a mofo. And as for the driving thing, once again, you were an idiot. I guess some people go thru life learning the hard way, but it makes for some hilarious entertaining stories for the rest of us...

Aha? Lighten up dude. :)

Good stories and I'm sure you lead a more interesting life than the anon whiners.

Funny shit dude. I too understand the trials of living in Wisconsin and having nothing to do.

oooh! tell the one about the lighter!

Good stuff :)

Rofl, I look forward to more stories =). And actually, I did a similar thing with a ground bee hive when I was young, except I used a baseball bat. I ended up getting stung hehe.

hhaha

well, maybe thats american humour. i dunno. if 100 funny points make someone laugh a bit, then that gave me, hmm about 95 :)

hmm, re-reading the house one, kinda amazes me you think a girl would be impressed by you putting her and her best friends life in danger. :) ah well, american humour i suppose.

jeez i could prolly write a bookfull of crap about the shit i did, and still do as funny or funnier than that **prolly***

cyaz

101 points :)

omg do u ever get over urself ? :|

Do u live in a house with walls covered with morrors or somfin ?

over my self?

morrors?

wtf are u talking about?

I want embarassing stories :P

Normally I would agree here, but with your car stunt you could have easily killed some people. Right, your brakes broke, but then again you drove 65 miles faster than allowed.

no, he drove 65+ miles an hour. that means he was around 30-40 mph above the limit, asshole.

Actually he's right, as I said I was nearing 90mph. It was 60mph or so ON IMPACT.

and #15, I know that... it was obviously some pretty poor decision making on my part. Needless to say I was young and dumb. I don't condone this type of behavior.

hehe the bee story is funneh :)

and the car story too, but less :)

I DEMAND THE IRAQIS.ORG/BOMB INCIDENT WHENOW.

lol

JAJAJAJA

AMERICAN HUMOUR FUNNY

strange..

the things supposedly funny here arent really that funny.. just something that has mostly happened to people.. maybe to the poeple whom these have happened they find it funny in some way. Or maybe to the ones who are yet to see the world outside of thier homes :)

but yes this is a good idea.. sharing some of u're stupid moments with people..

Hrm... I suppose being 'entertaining' is my main goal. Some of my stories are funny, some aren't. But almost all of them are pretty damn embarassing.

Yes... well I didn't laugh, but the stories are v. entertaining :)

hahah thats funny.
did the destruction of someone's mailbox change the relationship between you and the girl you had a crush on? :>

just curious if this might be a good strategy...

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the crowd was beginning to get a bit rowdy
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That's a whole different story. :) Another time, my friend.

well funny or not, you write good.

(anyway i personally though they are funny)

keep 'em coming

lol, great/funny stories.. MORE!!11

Haha! I had a nasty flashback when i read the bee story XD I did the same thing when i was younger, although i managed to get away, a friend of mine got stung :/

Still, these are entertaining stories, keep 'em coming! :)

i think its safe to say you were an idiot as a child

"uuh oh spagggggetioes !"

First story i found really entertaining :)
the 2nd one is what causes too many kids to die every year, real irresponsible, stupid and dangerous.

Still i would like to read more story's :)

-Sphinx

Yeah your car stunt was pretty reckless, but a good storey notherless :)

U wanna bring your car over here m8 to the uk. We genrally do over a ton on the country roads and motorways here :-)

German motorways are even better i think (no speedlimits?)

GG Tom. Share your worst moments with the world :D

hehe, my dad ran into a house once with his car. he was on his newspaper route and he passed out at the wheel and ran into the bathroom of the house, luckily no one was on the shitter. he got a broken nose and lost a tooth, and he broke the steering wheel with his chest. altho he didnt feel a thing since he was passed out :)