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Regarding Symbo's Cars (26 comments)

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Posted by NormalBoy @ 12:50 CDT, 8 June 2004 - iMsg

symbo is a rad guy, he annoys me sometimes, though. especially due to his self denial.

the cars symbo has owned are,

FORD ESCORT MK5 1.4L was a pice of shite and da engine had some problems. da powar wasn't up 2 scratch.

MG maestro (dont recall the engine size) but fucking waaay cool shit handling car even thou it was FWD fucking back end used to step out big time. lol was RaDiCaL watching Symbos mullet waving about when he was shitting himself.

Volkswagen Scirocco 1.8L non-fuel injected (my personal favourite of symbos cars - was quick, stiff chassis so handled well and also looked nice)

Vauxhall Astra GTE 2.0L (this was fucken fast shit dis was - we got 2 li3k 139MPH on da motorway fucken hell fucking things approach yer so fast, fucken fun tho) he installed a digital dash readout on this car. i have no fucken clu why.... hes fucking ricing. symbo tit.

Vauxhall Nova 1.2L shitty rattly exhaust and he fucking put an induction kit on coz he thought the induction 'roar' sounded good. LoooooooL this is wen i lost all me respect 4 symbo.

ForD EsCoRt MK5 Si 1.8L - DiS is SyMBos currant car, i fink hes a bit of an escort fan coz he bought a second escort plus he joined sum shitty escort club dat is full of paedophiles. ffs dick. hes turnin into a boy racer ricer shit. lol symbo u tit!!!

Edited by NormalBoy at 18:08 GMT, 8th Jun 2004 - 9820 Hits

<< Comment #1 @ 12:56 CDT, 8 June 2004 >>

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hmm i should add, symbo has never owned a car that uses forced induction. i should persuade him into this.

Edited by NormalBoy at 18:01 GMT, 8th Jun 2004

<< Comment #2 @ 12:59 CDT, 8 June 2004 >>

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NormalBoy - Reply to #1

maybe a pocket rocket, Renault 5 Turbo. bit of a townys car, but fuckenhell, i bet they are fun. it would be hard to get hold of a decent one. i'd probably have to replace the turbo for Symbo which could be an expensive task indeed.

<< Comment #8 @ 13:32 CDT, 8 June 2004 >>

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Ari0ch - Reply to #2

my brother had an R5 Alpine turbo. it was really nice and fast. now he's got an Alpine V6 Turbo, for those who are into that kind of cars. 200 HP, 30+m/kg torque, V6 engine at the back of the car, 260+ top speed.

<< Comment #9 @ 13:42 CDT, 8 June 2004 >>

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NormalBoy - Reply to #8

wow yes they are very nice. the car he has now sounds very powerful indeed is it super charged yap?... the r5 alpine is a carburettor turbo car!! heheh they r rare must feel unique with that!!!

<< Comment #10 @ 13:46 CDT, 8 June 2004 >>

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NormalBoy - Reply to #8

u must see a lot of dem in france. i wanna go 2 france.. renault sport is my daddeh.

Edited by NormalBoy at 18:46 GMT, 8th Jun 2004

<< Comment #11 @ 13:46 CDT, 8 June 2004 >>

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NormalBoy - Reply to #10

but symbo might not let you, idiot. get a grip of yourself.

<< Comment #15 @ 15:35 CDT, 8 June 2004 >>

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daryl - Reply to #8

those are some pretty weak ass cars. 200HP, 216 lb ft.. god, what kind of pussy power is that?
what's WRONG with foreign cars? well, actually, the Japs are starting to make some decently 'powerful' cars, but they're still fartcan pieces of crap.

<< Comment #16 @ 07:06 CDT, 9 June 2004 >>

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Ari0ch - Reply to #15

and again, you talk about something you don't know....
the car i'm talking about is 12 years old, and it's a whole legend in itself. FYI i'm pretty sure that car could be faster than a lot of your american 20 tons cars, yeah you know the ones that burns 25L/100km...
Apart from that, it's not about having the most powerful car you can. it's about having an engine, a chassis, a whole environment that you enjoy. it's about having pleasure when you drive. i'm not sure if you can even enjoy an american car's chassis, with their suspentions that are limp as hell(just like the engine), looks like the car bends in every turn :D i guess that's why american ppl only like to watch uninteresting races with a 4-turns track where you have almost nothing to do...
Talking about "pussy power"? if you're into pure power, my bro also has the world's most powerful and fast motorcycle in the world; bring on all your corvettes, vipers, and 120121547 liters cars you want, you won't see anything but his back.
feeding the us vs europe troll again...

<< Comment #17 @ 09:41 CDT, 9 June 2004 >>

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Dolt - Reply to #15

Yeah, what's WRONG with foreign cars?

<< Comment #18 @ 13:48 CDT, 9 June 2004 >>

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Aaron - Reply to #17

none of them intrest me at all

<< Comment #19 @ 13:59 CDT, 9 June 2004 >>

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Dolt - Reply to #18

Could be, but each and every one of them make the most technically advanced and powerfull cars of this globe.

(Too bad they also make the most expensive cars of this globe :[)

<< Comment #20 @ 14:01 CDT, 9 June 2004 >>

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Aaron - Reply to #19

they are all electronics, not much mechanics left in them it takes the "feeling" of a car away you cant do anything to them anymore aside exterior styling almost

the "fun" is going :)

<< Comment #21 @ 14:08 CDT, 9 June 2004 >>

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Dolt - Reply to #20

Agreed.. when you buy one of those cars, there's no room for tweak/messing with the engine. You probably can't make any improvements because of the electronics. Maybe with some older models, but not with the supercars they make today... that would be like violating a holy relic :o

Edited by Dolt at 19:11 GMT, 9th Jun 2004

<< Comment #24 @ 15:02 CDT, 9 June 2004 >>

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daryl - Reply to #21

OH YOU USELESS SON OF A BITCH. OH FUCK YOU.

<< Comment #26 @ 15:18 CDT, 9 June 2004 >>

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Anonymous (host81-154-246-180.range81-154.btcentralplus.com) - Reply to #19

i agree wiv Aza^ but formula 1 cars are da most technologically advanced cars in da world. they r in da protype stage all da time.

-NormalBoy

<< Comment #23 @ 15:00 CDT, 9 June 2004 >>

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daryl - Reply to #17

uhh, those aren't foreign cars, idiot. those are mostly luxury/performance cars. and if you ask me, yes, they do suck, save lamborghini. no, I've never driven one. no, I don't have to. shut the fuck up. Ferraris are ugly as fuck, too many people want them, too many people have them, they have too many stupid fucking models and silly names, their drivers are complete idiots who think they're cool, and they're a HUGE waste of money. why would I want a piece of shit like that?
for me, that's pretty consistent with all of the makes you list. Lamborghini, however, happens to have a few things to offer. it is still just a status symbol, and many of those are ugly as well - so yes, some lamborghinis are pretty crappy also.

<< Comment #25 @ 15:11 CDT, 9 June 2004 >>

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Dolt - Reply to #23

:)

<< Comment #3 @ 13:23 CDT, 8 June 2004 >>

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acid-mea

I see

how fast is 139MPH in KPH anyway ?

<< Comment #4 @ 13:26 CDT, 8 June 2004 >>

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NormalBoy - Reply to #3

1 mph = ~1.6km/h

so 139*1.6 = ~222.4Km/h

yo yo, thx 4 showin an interest in symbos stuff. respect. 8-)

Edited by NormalBoy at 18:27 GMT, 8th Jun 2004

<< Comment #5 @ 13:27 CDT, 8 June 2004 >>

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NormalBoy - Reply to #4

lol edits sheesh lol *lol*

<< Comment #6 @ 13:31 CDT, 8 June 2004 >>

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NormalBoy - Reply to #3

u no? i was just thinkin from now on im gona use da metric units coz dey r that new stuff and im a rad modern boy so ye n1 4 makin me realise dat. thankyou. 8-)E

<< Comment #7 @ 13:32 CDT, 8 June 2004 >>

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NormalBoy - Reply to #6

no mor m/h 4 me

<< Comment #12 @ 13:57 CDT, 8 June 2004 >>

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hnns

who the fuck is symbo?

<< Comment #13 @ 13:58 CDT, 8 June 2004 >>

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NormalBoy - Reply to #12

DAT IS IRRELEVENT!!

<< Comment #14 @ 14:27 CDT, 8 June 2004 >>

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Oh rite i shoud update!!!! IN DA FIRST CAR, THE MK5 ESCORT me, Symbo and Raj from BOPPOS CREW were driving back from Symbos. da cars engine was well down on power due 2 pRoBlEmS and when Symbo tried to overtake a Mini *lolz* he could not be coz of da powah deficit anyway da road was glreasy and damp and he saw a car comin on da other side of da road symbo is hardly a skilled driva and paniked and locked the wheels and slammed into da other car (a poo metro). HeAd On CrAsHoo. anyway Raj hit da winder with his head and cracked it *LolZ* i just jolted forward and symbo was O.K. as he was da only 1 who was belted up. da car aws a righto and was destroyed. he was gonna get chargad with dangerous drivin or sum shit but it got thrown outa court *lol* wot a dickweed. anyway i hope symbo learned his lesson in dat 1. dats how symbos first car died.

john f kennedy

<< Comment #22 @ 14:41 CDT, 9 June 2004 >>

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skint

TOYOTA STARLET TURBO!

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