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Poll

Best Cooller Quote (159 comments)

( Major Poll: Q3)

Posted by Carmac @ 09:02 CDT, 15 August 2004 - iMsg

[Change Answers]
[Show 991 Votes]

your lg is nothink on the lan: 25% (243)

Ś]: 22% (216)

i'm not your chaotic on dm6: 14% (139)

alltimes lucky: 13% (125)

not my trouble: 12% (122)

it's not internet: 8.2% (81)

relax: 6.6% (65)

One of the most interesting personalities among the Quake 3 players, and one of the most talented gamers out there is Cooller. He is widely known for various quotes he used during his games. Q3 would not be the same without Anton's quotes. Which one do you think is best?

quotes explained

Edited by Carmac at 15:25 GMT, 20th Aug 2004 - 140118 Hits

<< Comment #1 @ 08:59 CDT, 16 August 2004 >>

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Carmac

Alright, I'm unlocking this thread so people could comment. If I see any comment about Russia, cyberfight or unrespect here I will delete it.

<< Comment #2 @ 09:02 CDT, 16 August 2004 >>

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Fred - Reply to #1

Unresp... :(

<< Comment #16 @ 14:25 CDT, 16 August 2004 >>

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Flux` - Reply to #1

Hey Cooller fanboy *grin*
Why was it locked? yesterday I wanted to check the comments only to find out that it was locked??
I guess you had the russian hardcore fanboys on your neck ? :P

<< Comment #25 @ 16:47 CDT, 16 August 2004 >>

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Carmac - Reply to #16

I don't really care when I am flamed, it's just that the thread would spur too much unnecessary hate in general the way it was.

<< Comment #73 @ 20:25 CST, 14 March 2005 >>

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MR_NOSEJOB - Reply to #1

Since when did ESR admins start caring about flaming/unrespect and so on?

<< Comment #3 @ 09:04 CDT, 16 August 2004 >>

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Anonymous (bunuel-cpe-1.nat-pool.bgd.sbb.co.yu)

don't cooller me (c) elpajuo :P

<< Comment #4 @ 09:05 CDT, 16 August 2004 >>

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FUSE|Sa1Nt

Phuck, that was me:) Wrong button :P

<< Comment #5 @ 11:21 CDT, 16 August 2004 >>

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User1067

quotes explained

Its not internet

if-22 had won cooller earlier that year in online tourney (c58)

Not my trouble

tryed to say 'i dont have the same problem'. Offered rematch to Z4muZ, who refused.

your lg is nothink on the lan

A joke to Toxic who won cooller in online tourney this year and said after the match that cooller is all rail and cant aim.

alltimes lucky

After czm beat the minimal odds and got best possible map for him.

relax

Actually this was said in ztn3tourney1 when elpajuo played very bad game and was obviously nervous as hell. Cooller had established a friendship with elpa so this was friendly thing to say. (from dm6 cooller can be quoted with YOU ROX)

i'm not your chaotic on dm6

Referring to famous lexer - chaoticz game from qcon'02 after lexer almost did similar comeback against Cooller in this match.

30%

<< Comment #31 @ 18:36 CDT, 16 August 2004 >>

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ramon - Reply to #5

The only one I know is true is the cooller \ elp thing, they are sort of friends. Though the "YOU ROX" felt like sarcasm, I'm sure it was meant as a compliment. But maybe not, cooller can get nasty when he's upset I guess :P

<< Comment #37 @ 04:59 CDT, 17 August 2004 >>

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Vo0 - Reply to #31

Yeah it looked like it was sarcasm indeed.

<< Comment #91 @ 20:37 CST, 14 March 2006 >>

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luKrek - Reply to #31

it didn't feel like sarcasm at the moment though. only now out of contxt or smthn

<< Comment #53 @ 11:23 CDT, 18 August 2004 >>

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Anonymous (plaza.ntu-kpi.kiev.ua) - Reply to #5

Honestly, the "not my trouble" translated word by word into russian w/o sense, and back into english, keeping sense, means "Just don't care". So we got here "not my trouble" = "just dont care"

All other things mentioned by User1067 are true.

<< Comment #121 @ 04:28 CDT, 5 July 2009 >>

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KvaZaR - Reply to #53

He proposed rematch. If he dont care, then why would he do that?

<< Comment #124 @ 03:49 CST, 14 December 2009 >>

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raithza - Reply to #5

I think this post should be bumped daily.

<< Comment #153 @ 01:05 CST, 2 March 2015 >>

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wem420 - Reply to #5

Anyome.can.put link to yputube to elpajuo games.cooller.verses please??!?!?!

<< Comment #6 @ 12:21 CDT, 16 August 2004 >>

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the_sYntinel

if user1067 is right with his explainations, the quotes in the poll itself sound too negative i think. without knowing anything about it you think he`s a full-time lamer, independent from wether he wins or loses.

<< Comment #11 @ 13:21 CDT, 16 August 2004 >>

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Anonymous (host212-62-213-89.starnet.ru) - Reply to #6

he's right

<< Comment #30 @ 18:18 CDT, 16 August 2004 >>

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dirty_fingernails - Reply to #6

I think the quotes could definetly use some more explanation. Someone who doesn't know cooller and his english skills might think pretty bad of him because of these. I follow the q3 tourneys and have an idea of what cooller is like, and i still have trouble seeing the humor in this poll.

<< Comment #7 @ 12:22 CDT, 16 August 2004 >>

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mindz_nl

Cooller is without a doubt the most funny character of the q3 duellers.

<< Comment #24 @ 16:40 CDT, 16 August 2004 >>

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wheat - Reply to #7

You haven't met Gator519 then.

<< Comment #38 @ 05:35 CDT, 17 August 2004 >>

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Flux` - Reply to #24

519 fanboy !

<< Comment #46 @ 15:16 CDT, 17 August 2004 >>

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umayr - Reply to #38

best qoute.. we dont climb ice.. we melt it .. that were wheats words :P

<< Comment #48 @ 15:25 CDT, 17 August 2004 >>

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Flux` - Reply to #46

aAa and c9 seemed fire resistant :)

<< Comment #56 @ 10:45 CDT, 19 August 2004 >>

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rdmz - Reply to #24

hgaha so true and jfw519

<< Comment #149 @ 08:27 CDT, 18 August 2014 >>

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eburbeck - Reply to #7

did fannyb play q3 duel? what about fearzzz?

...

<< Comment #8 @ 12:27 CDT, 16 August 2004 >>

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Loffe

An easy vote on the smile... Thats is cooller Ś]

<< Comment #150 @ 08:28 CDT, 18 August 2014 >>

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eburbeck - Reply to #8

It's not this?

|]

<< Comment #9 @ 12:38 CDT, 16 August 2004 >>

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sairas

Those quotes are not funny :\

<< Comment #10 @ 13:17 CDT, 16 August 2004 >>

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primax - Reply to #9

not my trouble

20%

<< Comment #22 @ 16:35 CDT, 16 August 2004 >>

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sairas - Reply to #10

you win. :(

Edited by sairas at 00:42 GMT, 17th Aug 2004

<< Comment #151 @ 08:28 CDT, 18 August 2014 >>

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eburbeck - Reply to #22

nothink, bro

<< Comment #12 @ 13:35 CDT, 16 August 2004 >>

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sampo - Reply to #9

relax

<< Comment #13 @ 14:12 CDT, 16 August 2004 >>

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calleking - Reply to #9

Ś]

<< Comment #14 @ 14:13 CDT, 16 August 2004 >>

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h3i - Reply to #9

your comment is nothink and spam

14%

<< Comment #15 @ 14:18 CDT, 16 August 2004 >>

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sector

my vote is "i'm not your chaotic on dm6" ;)

<< Comment #17 @ 14:26 CDT, 16 August 2004 >>

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Aabech

haha, tough one.. "i'm not your chaotic on dm6" prolly ;--- d

<< Comment #18 @ 14:55 CDT, 16 August 2004 >>

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The Stig

you should add what he said when waiting for lexer:
"hi all, i know that you cant write me anythink :D" or something like that :)

<< Comment #19 @ 15:07 CDT, 16 August 2004 >>

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GenerationQ - Reply to #18

<< Comment #20 @ 15:34 CDT, 16 August 2004 >>

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Nuked User

* N U K E D *

<< Comment #21 @ 15:44 CDT, 16 August 2004 >>

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Carmac - Reply to #20

I can put you on probation, though! ;)

<< Comment #92 @ 20:38 CST, 14 March 2006 >>

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luKrek - Reply to #21

was that dezje?

<< Comment #23 @ 16:37 CDT, 16 August 2004 >>

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wheat

Actually, my alltime favorite cooller story/quote... is from ESWC of 2004.

A big group of us were all waiting to go to one of the nightly parties, and I told them I needed to call my wife before I went to the event.

So I went in to use the phone, and cooller walks by. He stops at the phone and says,

"DJ weet, who are you talking to?"

I responded, "My Wife".

Cooller goes, "Ahhhh, trillian... ok"

And walks away.

Classic...

23%

<< Comment #28 @ 17:44 CDT, 16 August 2004 >>

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ELiam - Reply to #23

he he, I remember when listening to this quakecons coverage, trillian once again reminded (or was it u) that u are not married :)

speaking of qoutes...during this coverage trillian: ''OH IM SUCH A LEET HAX00R !'' - god that was funny. I mean to hear such stuff from a girl + with her cute voice. Thats the best from her i guess.

<< Comment #33 @ 01:05 CDT, 17 August 2004 >>

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Apheleon - Reply to #23

Hahaha

<< Comment #26 @ 17:36 CDT, 16 August 2004 >>

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the_sYntinel

rofl =)
i know...cooller is one of the most funniest characters in the whole q3 scene, but honestly -what would the scene be without persons like him? :P

<< Comment #74 @ 20:39 CST, 20 March 2005 >>

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jawn - Reply to #26

Amen, nothing like a good laugh :)

<< Comment #27 @ 17:37 CDT, 16 August 2004 >>

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Anonymous (80.203.112.124)

Ok, he has a poor english, but probably owns all of you in Q3 :) If it's not a map he don't know :p

<< Comment #29 @ 17:50 CDT, 16 August 2004 >>

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dist

polos is rules

<< Comment #32 @ 23:15 CDT, 16 August 2004 >>

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JamJam - Reply to #29

That is SO 2000.

<< Comment #34 @ 01:37 CDT, 17 August 2004 >>

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Wow, I didn't think my comment was bad enough to get owned :P Anyway, I think that "your lg is nothink on the lan" is the funniest of the bunch, but he'll be forever famous for Ś]

<< Comment #35 @ 03:49 CDT, 17 August 2004 >>

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acid-mea

cooller is a naughty fellah, and i like him for just that. I remember he also said something funny at the cyberfight invite tourney in the final game against toxic, but i cant remember.

<< Comment #36 @ 04:09 CDT, 17 August 2004 >>

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mats-olof

Lovely!!!

<< Comment #39 @ 06:51 CDT, 17 August 2004 >>

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tom

Ś[

Edited by tom at 12:00 GMT, 17th Aug 2004

<< Comment #40 @ 07:52 CDT, 17 August 2004 >>

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Anonymous (202.138.112.243)

whos trillian........
whos cooller

<< Comment #41 @ 09:57 CDT, 17 August 2004 >>

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Anonymous (rx194.internetdsl.tpnet.pl)

I have a better one:

I'm nobody without RG

<< Comment #42 @ 12:23 CDT, 17 August 2004 >>

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Anonymous (akn216.neoplus.adsl.tpnet.pl)

nice, but i think unkind is more funny :- ))

<< Comment #43 @ 12:55 CDT, 17 August 2004 >>

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Aaron

these are nothing :(

"FATTY"

directed at toxic at ESO

and

"play for money and you go *insert shitting sound here*"

said to prodx when cooller walked by us outside the hotel at ESWC, prodx had only just lost a ztn game to him by a small margin 2 frags or somethig

<< Comment #44 @ 13:17 CDT, 17 August 2004 >>

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Anonymous (63-121-102-101.focaldata.net)

Naw by far the best 1 cooller ever said was easily and i mean easily online match cooller-vs-F1rma (you can get it on cyberfight) When F1rma was all rail and beating cooller (honestly cooller is nothing without lan ping) so it was like 15-7 or something on ztn and F1rma started running from cooller cause cooller was gaining control of the map for the last 3 min. And when it hit 14 min mark and cooller knew he lost cause it was like 17-12 he stopped by the mega and just spammed.

"Run Lola Run"
"Run Lola Run"
"Run Lola Run"

buzzer

:]

4z.cooller disconnected.

gg!!!

<< Comment #49 @ 17:28 CDT, 17 August 2004 >>

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Anonymous (pD9EC6943.dip.t-dialin.net) - Reply to #44

Your story makes me sleep, "f1rma".

<< Comment #50 @ 22:31 CDT, 17 August 2004 >>

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Anonymous (194.165.123.238) - Reply to #44

This guy f1rma must be so good to beat Cooller online, too bad he didn't attend any lan tourneys.

/sarcasm

<< Comment #54 @ 20:00 CDT, 18 August 2004 >>

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Anonymous (200-138-152-203.pgosm7004.dsl.brasiltelecom.net.br) - Reply to #44

Online is nothing.

LAN is what matters

<< Comment #45 @ 13:36 CDT, 17 August 2004 >>

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ashr

C U AT LAN FATTY!!!

<< Comment #47 @ 15:20 CDT, 17 August 2004 >>

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umayr

carmac.. with all the other input on coollers comments.. this is HOF material :P hahah awsome work m8 :)

<< Comment #51 @ 06:43 CDT, 18 August 2004 >>

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JamJam

Cooller is indeed one of the more unique characters.
His comments,
Ducking when waiting for armour to spawn.
Or just switching to PUMMEL, cuz he knows ppl are watching and dep down he probably knows he's going to win, even if he is down and the clock is ticking. Unless it's aero:)

<< Comment #52 @ 08:33 CDT, 18 August 2004 >>

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erzk

father

<< Comment #55 @ 22:59 CDT, 18 August 2004 >>

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D i M a

Another funny quote

Edited by D i M a at 13:57 GMT, 19th Aug 2004

<< Comment #60 @ 13:16 CDT, 27 August 2004 >>

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ashr - Reply to #55

what does this mean?

<< Comment #96 @ 21:48 CST, 1 April 2006 >>

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!phil - Reply to #60

"anyway, suck it down"

<< Comment #63 @ 05:58 CST, 21 January 2005 >>

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muZZle` - Reply to #55

ROFL :DDD

<< Comment #68 @ 10:10 CST, 17 February 2005 >>

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eyeplusppl_ - Reply to #55

yeah whats that mean.

<< Comment #69 @ 11:27 CST, 17 February 2005 >>

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D i M a - Reply to #68

babelfish translation

<< Comment #57 @ 21:27 CDT, 19 August 2004 >>

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KungFoo

Or how about this one:

"teach me" - after etcz racks up a few lg spawnfrags on cooller in a dm6 practice game, while still way behind.

<< Comment #58 @ 17:18 CDT, 22 August 2004 >>

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cGu`frozen

Nice! But I think cooller not so funny like fooKi ( about toalet :] ) or Fatal1ty with his talking with himself sry me poor in english like cooller :(

<< Comment #59 @ 05:19 CDT, 27 August 2004 >>

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Anonymous (cpe-66-74-29-250.dc.rr.com)

During quakecon 04 etcz. bumped into cooller in the tournament area and mentioned to him that they were to play next,

etcz. "hey cooller, I play you next"

cooller "I Know"

he then walks off throwing some type of sweater over his shoulder, the way that he said it (raspy russian accent!) with his "teh Fonz" atittude just made the moment hysterical

it was definitely a "you-had-to-be-there" moment, but Habib and Etcz. were witness to this truly great cooller moment

<< Comment #61 @ 19:33 CDT, 27 August 2004 >>

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Lauke

it's not internet quote is just the funniest one i've heared in gaming.

<< Comment #62 @ 22:41 CST, 19 January 2005 >>

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bud

relax was funny. Remember listening to djwheat when it happend ^^

<< Comment #64 @ 07:41 CST, 2 February 2005 >>

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trwl

your lg is nothink on the lan

mahahah :DD

<< Comment #65 @ 08:05 CST, 2 February 2005 >>

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TAFKAagardenchair

"i'm not your chaotic on dm6"

How nonchalant :-)

<< Comment #66 @ 05:13 CST, 4 February 2005 >>

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TheRage

Hahahah "your lg is nothink on the lan" What a character,I love this bloke :)

Cooller have my babies? ^^

<< Comment #67 @ 05:36 CST, 4 February 2005 >>

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Six16

all his comments there are lol :)

<< Comment #70 @ 19:47 CST, 19 February 2005 >>

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pisk

i just happened on a server with ic (tox goph) vs rush3d (makaveli coollio), and man, is cooller one aggressive mofa =)

here are some cool quotes from his (one-sided) bout of bashing, enjoy :)

i dont like men
who is nobody
but saw me anythink
like gopher

i dont know what tdm is anyway..

qlz: gl in pk
qlz: i didnt see you at 1st 2nd 3rd at TOURKEY
goph: ive played pk for 6 weeks mr :)
qlz: anyway you will no get somethink
goph: i guess we will see
qlz: no reason to see
qlz: i'm sure

qlz (to tox): you just have perfect shoting
qlz: but dont have a head :D
t33-high: he dont need a head :P fox head is enough

Edited by pisk at 01:49 GMT, 20th Feb 2005

18%

<< Comment #71 @ 17:06 CST, 20 February 2005 >>

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pisk - Reply to #70

hello people this is COOLLER and there is no flame thread?
what is ESR coming to :/

<< Comment #72 @ 17:49 CST, 14 March 2005 >>

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Khorney - Reply to #70

hah :)

<< Comment #76 @ 05:30 CST, 13 March 2006 >>

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Bob - Reply to #70

Edited by Bob at 18:23 CDT, 26 June 2024

<< Comment #77 @ 09:35 CST, 13 March 2006 >>

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pisk - Reply to #76

Yeah the first 4 lines - actually now i cannot remember anymore either, "saw me anythink" wtf. But it was damn funny then, take it from me.

<< Comment #78 @ 09:52 CST, 13 March 2006 >>

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sharakin - Reply to #70

"t33-high: he dont need a head :P fox head is enough "

hahah brilliant

<< Comment #113 @ 10:14 CDT, 27 March 2009 >>

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f0cus - Reply to #70

"t33-high: he dont need a head :P fox head is enough"

Brilliant!

(yes, I know this is a 4 year old post)

<< Comment #129 @ 08:44 CST, 14 December 2009 >>

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f0cus - Reply to #113

I've just realized I said almost the exact same thing as the guy above me, except 3 years later.

<< Comment #75 @ 03:50 CST, 13 March 2006 >>

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Anonymous (w-cache.hw.ac.uk)

<3 cooller

<< Comment #79 @ 12:22 CST, 13 March 2006 >>

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Bob

Edited by Bob at 18:23 CDT, 26 June 2024

<< Comment #80 @ 20:54 CST, 13 March 2006 >>

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zeicon - Reply to #79

WHO CARES? HE IS NOT COOLLER FFS... COOLLER QUOTES ARE FUNNY BECAUSE IT IS COOLLER...

<< Comment #81 @ 21:26 CST, 13 March 2006 >>

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Fortress - Reply to #80

Dird's quotes can be funny, too.

<< Comment #94 @ 20:42 CST, 14 March 2006 >>

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luKrek - Reply to #81

not really?

<< Comment #82 @ 21:32 CST, 13 March 2006 >>

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cl0ck

You need ze brain to play ztn. how could you forget that one carmac? :) thats like more classic than classic :P and the stupid fucking teeshirt.

<< Comment #83 @ 04:40 CST, 14 March 2006 >>

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holden - Reply to #82

The poll is almost 2yrs old :)

<< Comment #84 @ 06:15 CST, 14 March 2006 >>

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dokk

Where is:
Show me something without the rail ?

To sk.tox.
CPL Winter 2005 Lost Fleet (upper bracket final afaik)

<< Comment #86 @ 09:19 CST, 14 March 2006 >>

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pisk - Reply to #84

learn to un-spell [-]

<< Comment #87 @ 09:56 CST, 14 March 2006 >>

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Torzelan - Reply to #84

It's in the future, seen from when this poll was created.

<< Comment #85 @ 09:05 CST, 14 March 2006 >>

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baron Railgun '

none

<< Comment #88 @ 12:06 CST, 14 March 2006 >>

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arachno1d

something like "socrates is easy for me" at ESWC 2005...
and then played a perfect dm6 game vs. socrates :>

<< Comment #89 @ 12:52 CST, 14 March 2006 >>

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tomboss

nicegood ftw

<< Comment #90 @ 17:22 CST, 14 March 2006 >>

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iliketuna

cooller needs to get those quotes on some tshirts

$$$$$$$$$$

<< Comment #93 @ 20:39 CST, 14 March 2006 >>

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luKrek

"NEED PRACCY GIRL!!"
laughed my pants off.

<< Comment #95 @ 21:32 CST, 14 March 2006 >>

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ted

when he finished playing soc on dm6 at eswc05 (basically a perfect game).

jay was all like "gg" then hes like "no, im not warmed yet"

wtf mate? :o!

<< Comment #97 @ 01:50 CST, 2 April 2006 >>

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Bluder - Reply to #95

"i am not in my form yet"

<< Comment #101 @ 06:03 CDT, 16 July 2006 >>

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mth - Reply to #97

my favorite considering he made soc -1 and had near perfect dm6 control

<< Comment #98 @ 16:15 CDT, 24 April 2006 >>

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j0k3r

hehe, they're quite funny ;)

<< Comment #99 @ 11:58 CDT, 2 June 2006 >>

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Anonymous (0x535c13c4.banxx3.adsl-dhcp.tele.dk)

At the E3 last year when czm crushed cooller on ztn
He goes "cu @ eswc" and then disconnects

Then he won eswc 2005 over czm :)
Kinda made me laugh

<< Comment #100 @ 15:20 CDT, 8 June 2006 >>

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|nFin1teFX|

<10:54>cooller: All your base are belong to us

<< Comment #102 @ 11:41 CDT, 14 August 2006 >>

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jokoon

Does anyone has his famous bound quote at ESWC 2006 ?
Something like "I write in newb book to teach you how to play"
There was even an other player who quoted it in warm up vs winz.
Thanks if you can paste it !
PS: btw is "Ś]" copyrighted ? :O)

Edited by jokoon at 19:32 CDT, 14 August 2006

<< Comment #103 @ 20:43 CDT, 2 September 2006 >>

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snatcch

i enjoy forever's kode5 quote "i write tactics in magazines for a noob for you to read mouz.Cooller" or something like that

<< Comment #104 @ 02:09 CDT, 25 March 2009 >>

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flowrush

"A joke to Toxic who won cooller in online tourney this year and said after the match that cooller is all rail and cant aim."

You mean that cooler said to Toxic that he's "all aim no brain".

<< Comment #106 @ 02:50 CDT, 25 March 2009 >>

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Bluder - Reply to #104

why bump?

<< Comment #108 @ 01:12 CDT, 27 March 2009 >>

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Anonymous (c-76-100-49-38.hsd1.md.comcast.net) - Reply to #104

he said that 5 years ago bruh, leave it be.

<< Comment #105 @ 02:46 CDT, 25 March 2009 >>

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raithza

BEST PLAYER EVER

<< Comment #107 @ 03:00 CDT, 25 March 2009 >>

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manic - Reply to #105

B-B-B-B-BUMP

<< Comment #109 @ 06:27 CDT, 27 March 2009 >>

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ashr

BEST PLAYER EVER

<< Comment #111 @ 07:08 CDT, 27 March 2009 >>

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SenT!neL - Reply to #109

B-B-B-B-BUMP

<< Comment #110 @ 06:59 CDT, 27 March 2009 >>

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browser

i smoke

<< Comment #112 @ 08:40 CDT, 27 March 2009 >>

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[mash]

<< Comment #114 @ 11:28 CDT, 4 July 2009 >>

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Anonymous (h28n2fls32o1105.telia.com)

funniest cooller quote ever tbh:

"fuck i missed the ra, fuck...*bubbling*...i can't play this game anymore, fuckin pisses me off, eat shit ffs.. fuckin can't play *raging at keyboard*...can't believe i'm losing to this biatch... what have i done to deserve such shit performance *emo*... what am i doing...stop cheering me up (@jibo) i fuckin lost, it's ended"

<< Comment #115 @ 12:32 CDT, 4 July 2009 >>

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ini ' - Reply to #114

hah where/when was that?

<< Comment #116 @ 15:31 CDT, 4 July 2009 >>

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Anonymous (h28n2fls32o1105.telia.com) - Reply to #115

masters of athens when he lost to spartie. can't find the video of him raging tho... :(((

hi btw... im just a lurker here =)

/mats

<< Comment #118 @ 21:14 CDT, 4 July 2009 >>

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ini ' - Reply to #116

FUCKING LURKER TRASH.

<< Comment #120 @ 21:17 CDT, 4 July 2009 >>

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ini ' - Reply to #118

<< Comment #122 @ 20:06 CDT, 21 July 2009 >>

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baron Railgun ' - Reply to #116

I don't quite like spart1e games, never did
he win so many fights with minimum health, only because his aim
although he is one of the best atm

<< Comment #143 @ 03:58 CDT, 18 August 2014 >>

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Freiya - Reply to #116

Hi spart1e.

<< Comment #117 @ 15:39 CDT, 4 July 2009 >>

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valvalis - Reply to #115

athens after ztn
http://www.esreality.com/?a=post&id=1624808#pid1624808
the video is lost :/

Edited by Valvalis at 16:02 CDT, 4 July 2009

<< Comment #119 @ 21:16 CDT, 4 July 2009 >>

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ini ' - Reply to #117

hah

Haven't really followed duel since the WSVG Dreamhack where cooller owned up Toxic on Galang.

Just doesn't seem to interest me anymore :(

<< Comment #123 @ 20:10 CDT, 21 July 2009 >>

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baron Railgun '

z4 a few days ago, when practicing some guy on qlive:

-you are not ready (the other guy pressed ready, after he lost a few matches already)
-I am good! ((there weren't any pros on the server and some said "no1 is good here", meaning no1 can play z4)

<< Comment #125 @ 03:56 CST, 14 December 2009 >>

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hi wotsup lol

your mom is nothink on the bed

;DDD

<< Comment #126 @ 03:58 CST, 14 December 2009 >>

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dansen

"sis guy just stole - my 5000 dollarz"

<< Comment #130 @ 04:18 CST, 18 February 2010 >>

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unihumi - Reply to #126

"... 4.000 dollarz"
http://www.sk-gaming.com/video/29108-k1llsen_..._intrusion
(4:10)

<< Comment #127 @ 05:03 CST, 14 December 2009 >>

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therm

"I can't feel my mouse" - during some kind of an interview - that's my fav

Edited by 7herm at 05:04 CST, 14 December 2009

<< Comment #128 @ 08:17 CST, 14 December 2009 >>

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meh_

"i don't like this question"

<< Comment #131 @ 17:37 CST, 25 November 2010 >>

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Teen Queen '

necro posting, fuck yeah

"zis is rapha"

<< Comment #132 @ 17:31 CST, 23 January 2011 >>

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Nukm

delay

<< Comment #133 @ 17:42 CST, 23 January 2011 >>

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d1z '

fs fws

<< Comment #134 @ 18:45 CST, 23 January 2011 >>

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Kerchu

some new ones
_____________
i dont trust it
tnx for cheering
thats the things

<< Comment #135 @ 13:38 CST, 24 January 2011 >>

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wrong person

+ i'm talkin it. :D

<< Comment #136 @ 16:04 CDT, 15 August 2011 >>

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baksteen

bump for more quotes

<< Comment #137 @ 19:24 CDT, 14 July 2013 >>

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TBE

Who is the best player in the world?
I think that Including the new promode maps CPM1a and hub3aeroq3 that have been used in last year's tournaments it is czm. He is the best on T4, CPM1a, Aerowalk and he's also good on DM6 and ZTN. Objectively speaking, he is the best prepared for tournament play of all players. After QuakeCon he deserves to be considered the best Q3 player in general.

And who would you call the best player in history? Perhaps you?
ZeRo4. He is a very good player, he worked himself a very good reputation until my time. About me - it is not really right to call oneself the best player. This would be insolent to the other players. This is why I will never say I am the best.

<snip>

So what weaknesses did you find with ZeRo4?
He is nobody without control. He is nobody without the railgun. He gets nervous when he's losing.

What is your weakness?
The railgun ;)

Edited by tbe at 19:25 CDT, 14 July 2013

15%

<< Comment #138 @ 22:05 CDT, 14 July 2013 >>

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wem420

Did anyone see coolers brother say' Go f****** home and suck' 2 demon or whoever that was that would not play until ash an agent left the server. Lotta quotes from that day haha

<< Comment #141 @ 18:33 CDT, 9 August 2013 >>

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melechesh ' - Reply to #138

was against guard

<< Comment #139 @ 02:52 CDT, 15 July 2013 >>

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Rjven

Come to me baby.

<< Comment #140 @ 17:52 CDT, 9 August 2013 >>

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megaman3

tox is danger

<< Comment #142 @ 03:38 CDT, 19 July 2014 >>

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Shin-obi

"naw bro i'm sweet"

<< Comment #144 @ 04:38 CDT, 18 August 2014 >>

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_agu

i remember him playing against ztrider on Galang in Quake 4 times, and he was complaining that he was losing to him because of his LG, it was some online qualifier or tournament.

i just didn't get the meaning of:

"i'm not your chaotic on dm6
QCon 2004, to LeXeR on ZTN."

<< Comment #145 @ 04:54 CDT, 18 August 2014 >>

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Raist - Reply to #144

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NViplRaz-no

basically refers to the game some zealot russian made a vid of above (very entertaining watch, complete with 1 frame of porn lol)

Lexer was doing a similar comeback to cooller but cooller did not allow it, hence: "i'm not your chaotic on dm6"

Edited by Raist at 04:58 CDT, 18 August 2014

<< Comment #146 @ 05:15 CDT, 18 August 2014 >>

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_agu - Reply to #145

hahaha, this movie is so precious! and priceless!

<< Comment #147 @ 05:16 CDT, 18 August 2014 >>

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_agu - Reply to #145

have you watched a game where Reef beats Fatal1ty on ztn at the CPL Brasil 2001(2001 or 2000 i guess) ?

<< Comment #148 @ 08:23 CDT, 18 August 2014 >>

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Raist - Reply to #147

I remember this happening back in the day and everyone going "who the fuck is reef"!

I might have watched a demo back then but its too far back to be sure

<< Comment #152 @ 13:22 CDT, 18 August 2014 >>

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_agu - Reply to #148

hahahaha interesting! he has also beat Fox on ztn in the ESWC i think

<< Comment #154 @ 01:37 CST, 19 December 2017 >>

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illiterate

Why you scream like girls (c) rushX6coollerfrag.su

Found it in fRoZen q3 cfg from 2005, rage-clan.ru.

---[]- Nice/Rofl -[]---

seta cg_LeXeR's_Rail "1"
seta cg_uNkind's_Luck "1"
seta cg_Jibo's_Shaft "100%"
seta cg_Cooller's_Rocket "1"

So many lol scripts from those days. RJ scripts, rail color changing scripts, grenade jump script, voting map scripts

Didn't know uNkind had such "Luck 1"... Guess I missed a game where he had that Luck.

<< Comment #155 @ 16:54 CDT, 27 October 2018 >>

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baksteen

'Don't talk to me please'

Cooller while being interviewed by zoot who reminded him of a painful map loss.

10%

<< Comment #156 @ 14:38 CDT, 22 April 2019 >>

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z3ct4d

Best Cooller's quote is:

"See my tattoo, i made it for sex. - But why did you made it on your back?"

Finally found that oldschool photo. Sorry for bad quality.
Ye, that's Cooller!

Edited by z3ct4d at 14:39 CDT, 22 April 2019

<< Comment #157 @ 09:16 CDT, 26 April 2019 >>

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nex1 ' - Reply to #156

You know, i'm really not suprised you also have gay fantasies about Cooller.

<< Comment #158 @ 13:37 CDT, 26 April 2019 >>

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z3ct4d - Reply to #157

- That's only quoting an old comments for it's photo on cyberfight.ru site in early 2000-th.

<< Comment #159 @ 23:00 CDT, 25 August 2020 >>

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xero- '

Cooller's English is too good for funny quotes now :/

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