A stripper friend of mine sometimes accepts invitations to do private dances away from the club, as long as they have the requisite money, don't seem psychotic, and let her bring her husband along as an armed chaperone.

One of her "regulars" at her club is an orthodontist. She says that he's handsome, single, and drives a Porsche. Last night he requested that she leave with him for a private dance. She agreed.

So, an hour later, they were in his office. He sat in his plush leather office chair, unzipped and masturbated while she danced naked between his knees.

"I guess you haven't been in this position before," she commented as she leaned forward to shake her tits in his face.

He laughed. "Oh no, I bring housewives back here all the time to help them pay off their kids' braces. Of course, most of them can't dance, so we have to work out a different kind of trade."

Ew.

Oh, and my webhost is down like a E$5 whore again (no offence to my friend or lapdancing BLUEman). I doubt it's related to the xss trace snakeoil or the msql worm. But it probably has something to do with them being crap.

Guess it gives me time to look at K 2.95t 2003-01-19 Copyright (C) 1993-2002 Kx Systems